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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 20, 2012, 02:25:58 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

June 20, 2012, 02:25:58 AM
Trip, Waffle, et al:

Give us back our drugs, dam you.  You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer.  I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...DRUGS that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty.  Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.

Hand em over, hippie.  Or else.

yourse trully,
TGRR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#1
June 20, 2012, 02:27:49 AM
I am usually not in favor of dragging Drug Drama all over, but this I will make an exception for. :lulz:

GIB US BAG ARE DRUGS.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
June 20, 2012, 02:56:56 AM
YES GIB US DUBIE AND GOOBALLZ BACK
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

00.dusk

#3
June 20, 2012, 03:04:02 AM
DON'T DO IT, THEY'RE ALL DELUDED AND UNAWARE OF THE DAMAGE THE DRUGS CAUSE THEIR LIVES!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE THEM BACK THE DRUGS I'LL THROW THEM ALL IN JAIL!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
June 20, 2012, 06:28:18 AM
DAMFUCKIN BELGYS USTA GET EVTHING TAEK TRANE CROSS BERDER LOOKIT PUSY IN WINDO SMOAK DOEP
HUR HUR MAASTRICHT
HUR HER GERT
GIMME DRUGS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
June 20, 2012, 05:26:42 PM
You can tell they're brain damaged on account of they spend all day clomping around in wooden shoes in their Blue Boy outfits, eating cheese & fingering dikes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lenin McCarthy

#6
June 20, 2012, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 02:25:58 AM
Trip, Waffle, et al:

Give us back our Roger's inflamed gonads, dam you.  You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer.  I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...Roger's inflamed gonads that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty.  Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.

Hand em over, hippie.  Or else.

yourse trully,
TGRR

Duuude, just chill man. We didn't take any of that. We already have wild-growing magic mushrooms.

(True story. They're supposed to grow around here some place. I just have to find them.  :argh!:)

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
June 20, 2012, 11:45:06 PM
Cowshit. At sunrise.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Triple Zero

#8
June 22, 2012, 01:17:30 AM
I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

#9
June 22, 2012, 01:26:22 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 01:17:30 AM
I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw

I don't understand these. :?

Triple Zero

#10
June 22, 2012, 01:36:42 AM
the first one is almost completely without text, and when they talk it's not that hard to imagine what they say (regardless of whether it's German or Dutch)

but then, it's taking the piss on some really braindead Dutch stereotypes ... does it help if I explain this is basically what Dutch trailer trash looks like? except they don't live in trailers. and we don't have Wal-Marts. but they're genetically equivalent, nonetheless. and while they would probably IRL actually also listen to ICP, it's more fun to use our terrible home-grown happy hardcore DJ Paul Elstak poop.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

EK WAFFLR

#11
June 22, 2012, 01:50:02 AM
NEVER!

MY ROGER'S GONADS WILL STAY MY ROGER'S GONADS  :argh!:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

#12
June 22, 2012, 01:50:27 AM
I can't say that I'm surprised, given the hair styles, but I thought that was just a Dutch/German thing.

Triple Zero

#13
June 22, 2012, 02:13:02 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 22, 2012, 01:50:02 AM
NEVER!

MY ROGER'S GONADS WILL STAY MY ROGER'S GONADS  :argh!:

'zactly. I don't recall his Will saying anything about "... oh and also, fucking wait until I'm fucking dead, you greedy bastards!!! UNNNNNNNG!".

And if it did, it must have been outside the TLDR part.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

EK WAFFLR

#14
June 22, 2012, 02:14:42 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on June 20, 2012, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 02:25:58 AM
Trip, Waffle, et al:

Give us back our Roger's inflamed gonads, dam you.  You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer.  I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...Roger's inflamed gonads that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty.  Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.

Hand em over, hippie.  Or else.

yourse trully,
TGRR

Duuude, just chill man. We didn't take any of that. We already have wild-growing magic mushrooms.

(True story. They're supposed to grow around here some place. I just have to find them.  :argh!:)

Check the graveyard in the autumn, after the first frost night. Should be a lot of them then.

Waffles,
Mushroom picker.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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