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This place is shit. You are shit.

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, June 20, 2012, 07:11:58 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 20, 2012, 10:55:30 PM
Remember, Pixie, that most of what TTM says is at least 50% taking the piss.

Also, I may or may not be lying through my teeth about him being morbidly obese and confined to a Hoveround scooter. :lulz:

Either way, he's pretty cool IRL.

TTM is funny as FUCK.

I don't care if he means it. It's still LAIL and LAIL covers a multitude of obesity and scooterness.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2012, 09:15:42 AM
Yay, Ed Harris is back. What's been happening with you?

You know, movies and being bald. Ed Harris type stuff.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 20, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
And now its in this thread. Awesome.

I have a suggestion for the mods- locking all future drug threads after 5 pages.

I think you misspelled "sticky".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 07:26:50 PM
Quote from: Twiddle Recall on June 20, 2012, 07:15:50 PM
Fair point.

What did malaul do in this instance?

Locked threads.  Usually when ECH or I or TTM scored a point against any bastard that would flirt with her.  She'd let her pet get a rebuttal in, and then she'd lock the thread "for the good of the board".

This is why we rarely - and only under extreme circumstances - lock threads.  I think it's been done once since 2006.

That was the chunky furry who drew her eyebrows on, yeah?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#95
Quote from: Pixie on June 20, 2012, 10:41:59 PM
Does anyone find it funny that we are being told that we are shit by a obese basement dwelling sockfucker with a massive fucking 4chan link in his sig?

Yes. Very.

edit: I'll have you know I've upgraded to a fleshlight. Jealous much?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 20, 2012, 10:55:30 PM
Remember, Pixie, that most of what TTM says is at least 50% taking the piss.

Also, I may or may not be lying through my teeth about him being morbidly obese and confined to a Hoveround scooter. :lulz:

Either way, he's pretty cool IRL.

1) I have an overactive bladder.

2) It's true: Sometimes I ride a quad bike and even a golf cart too.

3) My mom agrees with you.

brb, she just made some pizza rolls!

FUCK YEAH! PIZZA ROLLS!

Freeky

OH SHIT PIZZA ROLLS??  Can you mail me some?!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 20, 2012, 11:20:13 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 20, 2012, 10:55:30 PM
Remember, Pixie, that most of what TTM says is at least 50% taking the piss.

Also, I may or may not be lying through my teeth about him being morbidly obese and confined to a Hoveround scooter. :lulz:

Either way, he's pretty cool IRL.

TTM is funny as FUCK.

I don't care if he means it. It's still LAIL and LAIL covers a multitude of obesity and scooterness.  :lulz:

Not everyone is a super model and even super models have bad knees, gout, and plantar fascitis.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:23:03 AM
Quote from: Pixie on June 20, 2012, 10:41:59 PM
Does anyone find it funny that we are being told that we are shit by a obese basement dwelling sockfucker with a massive fucking 4chan link in his sig?

Yes. Very.

edit: I'll have you know I've upgraded to a fleshlight. Jealous much?

Saves your mom from having to wash your cumsocks. it's actually kind of sweet.

Elder Iptuous

which brings up an extremely important point...
how does one clean a fleshlight?  they only have a hole at one end, right?

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 08:09:32 PM
which brings up an extremely important point...
how does one clean a fleshlight?  they only have a hole at one end, right?

You hire Wyldkat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 08:11:18 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 08:09:32 PM
which brings up an extremely important point...
how does one clean a fleshlight?  they only have a hole at one end, right?

You hire Wyldkat.

:potd:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Elder Iptuous

well, i learned two things!

the fleshlight does, indeed, have a hole at both ends.

and when watching a youtube on your phone to sidestep the company nannywall, the mute switch does not prevent the video from blasting out at full volume about your newly purchased fleshlight...
:lol: