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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, June 20, 2012, 08:07:12 AM

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How should I abuse my power?

Dicks everywhere!
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...fuck, you put me on the spot, I don't even know now. Dicks?
3 (15.8%)
Ban yourself.
1 (5.3%)
Do bath salts.
9 (47.4%)
lol, some other sort of topical humor. Hell, I don't know, just think of something you heard of recently. I've already put too much effort into this.
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Total Members Voted: 19

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
For no good reason, I miss Darth Cupcake.

I've missed her for a while.  She had a sense of humor I could appreciate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

OK, so I went and did some bath salts. I have to say that it's not even remotely worth it: First my nose and sinuses just felt awful, and then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell. Worst drug ever.

LMNO

YOU KNOW WHO I MISS? GEORGE FUCKING ZIMMERMAN, THAT'S WHO.


I GUARANTEE IT.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2012, 03:39:49 AM
YOU KNOW WHO I MISS? GEORGE FUCKING ZIMMERMAN, THAT'S WHO.


I GUARANTEE IT.

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? AT LEAST BILLY MAYS HAS AN EXCUSE
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

AFK

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
OK, so I went and did some bath salts. I have to say that it's not even remotely worth it: First my nose and sinuses just felt awful, and then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell. Worst drug ever.


That's cause you're first su pposed to cut it with Soft Scrub!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell

That sounds awesome.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Cain

Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2012, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell

That sounds awesome.

Note: I spent half of this morning bagging up food that had been left in a fridge for 2-4 weeks, including a lot of salmon.

Lavender would be a huge improvement.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
OK, so I went and did some bath salts. I have to say that it's not even remotely worth it: First my nose and sinuses just felt awful, and then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell. Worst drug ever.

I tried to do Special K but it clogged the hype. Then I tried to rock it up and smoke it but it wouldn't stay lit. Probably because of the fucking milk.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2012, 12:31:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2012, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell

That sounds awesome.

Note: I spent half of this morning bagging up food that had been left in a fridge for 2-4 weeks, including a lot of salmon.

Lavender would be a huge improvement.

I thought everybody knew the best way to get all zonked on aged salmon is intravenously?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Obviously you want to plug into an artery, not a vein.  It only works upstream.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 26, 2012, 07:17:51 PM
Obviously you want to plug into an artery, not a vein.  It only works upstream.

You son of a bitch.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2012, 07:11:38 PM
But Vex and TDM and TTM came back so there's sorta hoping.

Anyone know how Suu's doing these days, btw? She didn't actually flounce, did she?

If you wanna get WAY old school, we recently reacquired Era Passing.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

We did?  Damn.  Now that's going back a way.