CAPTION CONTEST! WITH WHITE STUFF!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

This cunt had my daughter watch her demon spawn all night and refuses to pay. Need caption. KTHXBAI.

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TEE HEE HEE, WHAT IS "DOG SANTORUM?"
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[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oooooooh, good one. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

While many have mastered the proper mudras for Buddhist meditation, some still can't manage a state of No-Mind without the combined use of whiskey, nicotine, and cocaine.

[Cain]

CALL [insert phone number here] IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME
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Mass produce and stick in phone booths around town.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Thanks! Burrrrrn.
It's a good day to make a run to the copy machine.

[Forsooth]

"who filled my jenkem bottle with cocaine and vomit?"

And wat is that orange-thing?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Not sure...a deformed tomato? Giant crab larvae? Dildo?

[Cain]

And wat is that orange-thing?

I'm glad I'm not the only one questioning that.

[Forsooth]

Not sure...a deformed tomato? Giant crab larvae? Dildo?

if it had legs, it would remind me of large beetle larve

but this time, gigantic space beetles that thrive on drug-infused feces

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gigantic space beetles that thrive on drug-infused feces

Leave the PD.com community out of this.

[Freeky]

That isn't a deformed tomato, it's a tomato that's supposed to look that way and is more expensive.  They're 4 bucks a pound here.  I forget their name, though.

Edit:  Heirloom tomatoes.  That's what they're called.  They're really quite tasty.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't see them in the stores here. Some old guy probably grew it and traded it for a li'l hoovering. 

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I don't see them in the stores here. Some old guy probably grew it and traded it for a li'l hoovering. 

OH GOD YES, I'LL GIVE YOU THE REST OF MY DEFORMED TOMATOES FOR ANOTHER 5 MINUTES, MMM OH YEAH....
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[Freeky]

What the hell.