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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, June 21, 2012, 05:24:54 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

This cunt had my daughter watch her demon spawn all night and refuses to pay. Need caption. KTHXBAI.

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TEE HEE HEE, WHAT IS "DOG SANTORUM?"
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Thanks! Burrrrrn.
It's a good day to make a run to the copy machine. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Forsooth

"who filled my jenkem bottle with cocaine and vomit?"

And wat is that orange-thing?

Anna Mae Bollocks

Not sure...a deformed tomato? Giant crab larvae? Dildo?
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Cain

Quote from: Forsooth on June 21, 2012, 05:16:32 PM
And wat is that orange-thing?

I'm glad I'm not the only one questioning that.

Forsooth

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
Not sure...a deformed tomato? Giant crab larvae? Dildo?

if it had legs, it would remind me of large beetle larve

but this time, gigantic space beetles that thrive on drug-infused feces

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Quote from: Forsooth on June 21, 2012, 05:44:30 PM
gigantic space beetles that thrive on drug-infused feces

Leave the PD.com community out of this.
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Freeky

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That isn't a deformed tomato, it's a tomato that's supposed to look that way and is more expensive.  They're 4 bucks a pound here.  I forget their name, though.

Edit:  Heirloom tomatoes.  That's what they're called.  They're really quite tasty.

Anna Mae Bollocks

I don't see them in the stores here. Some old guy probably grew it and traded it for a li'l hoovering.  :lol:
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Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 01:56:12 AM
I don't see them in the stores here. Some old guy probably grew it and traded it for a li'l hoovering.  :lol:

OH GOD YES, I'LL GIVE YOU THE REST OF MY DEFORMED TOMATOES FOR ANOTHER 5 MINUTES, MMM OH YEAH....
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