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So, last Saturday, I had to drive into the desert…

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 21, 2012, 02:43:45 PM

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June 23, 2012, 03:22:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 06:42:29 PM
What's all that white shit?

More importantly, what's all that bumpy shit?
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June 23, 2012, 04:21:32 AM
Why is the lawn all slanty?

WHO ACCIDENTALLIED THE FUCKING LAWN?????
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June 23, 2012, 04:51:58 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 04:30:37 AM
Somewhere in New Mexico, somebody pointed out a little stale water in a ditch and said it was the Rio Grande. I didn't feel like arguing with a crazy person so I was like "Yeah, ok."

Now I wonder.

I think that mostly has to do with water diversion. Sadly.

We are such short-sighted monkeys!
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