Your Daily Horrorshow.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

Go no further than New Zealand's previous Prime Minister. Though we'd calll her "left-wing" in Antipodean. Nothing to do with make-up or anything.



But of course, looks aren't important in a politician, especially a woman. Unless you read the papers.

What's going on with that front tooth? The lonnnnng one.

IT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT!

EEK!
But still not as bad as Callista.

[Freeky]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

It's not the makeup. I mean, goths usually wear a ton of makeup and they don't look like that.

It's THEIR FACES. It's the Charles Manson On Bath Salts expression:

JESUS FUCK SHITTING CHRIST!  KILL IT!  WIF FIRE!

[Deepthroat Chopra]

HOLY STEPFORD GRANNY!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, I would actually like, on some level, to see more  threads shredding the personal appearance and attractiveness of male politicians. For equity's sake.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You know, I would actually like, on some level, to see more  threads shredding the personal appearance and attractiveness of male politicians. For equity's sake.

Jowls, piggy little eyes and hair that wouldn't move in gale force winds? Easy-peasy. 

[Deepthroat Chopra]

You know, I would actually like, on some level, to see more  threads shredding the personal appearance and attractiveness of male politicians. For equity's sake.

You're right, of course. I was trying to say something of the sort in the comment under the photo I posted. Media focus on the wrong things always with the women pollies.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Chris Christie. Discuss. 



One for the ladies! Some (purportedly) Chris Christie cheesecake:

http://seattle98.wordpress.com/2011/10/02/is-monstrously-obese-chris-christie-even-too-fat-for-republican-voters/

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Here ya go http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32678.0.html

[Nephew Twiddleton]

When your pants are up to your moobs, something has gone horribly wrong.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You know, I would actually like, on some level, to see more  threads shredding the personal appearance and attractiveness of male politicians. For equity's sake.

You're right, of course. I was trying to say something of the sort in the comment under the photo I posted. Media focus on the wrong things always with the women pollies.

It's also why I used the word people earlier. I am equal opportunity in this as well.

[LMNO]

Today's entry is Ann Coulter gargling some dad paste.



Oh, that fucking sexy adam's apple.  Oh, those huge hands!

Did you ever see John Carpenter's version of The Thing, the scene where the creature tears it's own head off to escape?

Yeah, that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, I would actually like, on some level, to see more  threads shredding the personal appearance and attractiveness of male politicians. For equity's sake.

I was just having a little fun because of the comments she made at that speech.

For example, did you know that legislators deciding what you can do with your reproductive organs is not in any way an infringement on your rights?  Or that YOUR VAGINA is NOT TO BE USED UNLESS YOU WANT MORE KIDS?

In any case, I did not intend this to be a generic woman-bashing thread.  Ann Coulter was just the inspiration for it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This could have gone in the other thread.  Because now we have a Men's Room of Horrorlust and a Women's Room of Horrorlust.

[P3nT4gR4m]

which is as it should be. I might be scrolling down the page fapping furiously and suddenly come across teh ghey and that'd be like weird and sick and shit

[The Good Reverend Roger]

which is as it should be. I might be scrolling down the page fapping furiously and suddenly come across teh ghey and that'd be like weird and sick and shit

SHUT UP.

You know you like it.