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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 22, 2012, 03:46:13 AM

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Almost put this in the other thread.

I'm not sure where to put this forward, but I nominate the following as the most disgusting politician of all time, in many ways. The one on the left, in case you think beards are the most disgusting thing -



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At least other Republicans know he'll never cross the floor.
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Speaking of, it looks like Hair Gel is checking out Christie's ample rump, and Christie's pointing at Mitt's junk.

Further horror fodder thought for the day: Do you think Mr. Romney mousses his pubes too?
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 01:56:46 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 22, 2012, 07:14:28 AM
You know, I would actually like, on some level, to see more  threads shredding the personal appearance and attractiveness of male politicians. For equity's sake.

I was just having a little fun because of the comments she made at that speech.

For example, did you know that legislators deciding what you can do with your reproductive organs is not in any way an infringement on your rights?  Or that YOUR VAGINA is NOT TO BE USED UNLESS YOU WANT MORE KIDS?

In any case, I did not intend this to be a generic woman-bashing thread.  Ann Coulter was just the inspiration for it.

I missed that she had some sort of speech.

I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the idea of vaginas only being "used" for reproductive purposes.
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Quote from: Twiddle Recall on June 22, 2012, 02:15:40 PM
Speaking of, it looks like Hair Gel is checking out Christie's ample rump, and Christie's pointing at Mitt's junk.

He's tickling Mitt's junk.

Mitt is actually standing RIGHT BEHIND him and slightly to the side. It just looks like he's further back because THAT's HOW BIG THIS CHRISTIE FUCKER IS.

Oh, and that's not hair gel. Didn't you fuckers see "There's Something About Mary"?

QuoteFurther horror fodder thought for the day: Do you think Mr. Romney mousses his pubes too?

Romney SIMONIZES his pubes. He's been doing this since his days at Brigham Young University when he found that standing in a car wash was naked was the only way to get the goo out.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
This could have gone in the other thread.  Because now we have a Men's Room of Horrorlust and a Women's Room of Horrorlust.

If you want to merge the thread, I'm cool with it.

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To be fair, Mrs. Gingrich is incredibly terrifying, female or no.  But yes, dogging dudes for looking gross would be nice.

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Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 22, 2012, 07:28:23 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 22, 2012, 07:14:28 AM
You know, I would actually like, on some level, to see more  threads shredding the personal appearance and attractiveness of male politicians. For equity's sake.

You're right, of course. I was trying to say something of the sort in the comment under the photo I posted. Media focus on the wrong things always with the women pollies.

Yeah, the popular pastime of critiquing women in politics based on their sexual appeal is one of the most embarrassingly ook-ook things I generally see otherwise smart people do. It's kind of on par with "I disagree with your arguments, therefore I will dismiss them because you are a: ugly, or b: a slut".
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Also, inre: the woman thing...

...I fucking hate Ann Coulter.  I would hate her just as much if she was a he, and was named Fred Coulter.  I have no need to make excuses for hating her, nor will I not hate her just because she's a woman.  Also, I see no reason to not post her as the first object of my hate, just because she's a woman. 

And I'd be just as likely to make the "dad paste" comment if it were a picture of Rand Paul.

That's all I have to say about it.

Someone else can carry on with this thread if they want to.  All the fun's gone out of it.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2012, 07:13:37 PM
Also, inre: the woman thing...

...I fucking hate Ann Coulter.  I would hate her just as much if she was a he, and was named Fred Coulter.  I have no need to make excuses for hating her, nor will I not hate her just because she's a woman.  Also, I see no reason to not post her as the first object of my hate, just because she's a woman. 

And I'd be just as likely to make the "dad paste" comment if it were a picture of Rand Paul.

That's all I have to say about it.

Someone else can carry on with this thread if they want to.  All the fun's gone out of it.

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