Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I guess you guys have different ones, ours grow in cowshit. Do you get the pretty ones with the spots?   
Why the graveyard?

[EK WAFFLR]

I guess you guys have different ones, ours grow in cowshit. Do you get the pretty ones with the spots?   
Why the graveyard?

These are small and ugly and quite... umm.. musty.
They do grow in grass fields as well, but for some reason graveyards have them aplenty in the autumn. I have no idea why, though.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I guess you guys have different ones, ours grow in cowshit. Do you get the pretty ones with the spots?   
Why the graveyard?

These are small and ugly and quite... umm.. musty.
They do grow in grass fields as well, but for some reason graveyards have them aplenty in the autumn. I have no idea why, though.

Maybe it's something to do with all the digging.

Whatever it is, it sounds like consecrated ground there has actual HOLIES^(TM) in it. Ours just has squirrels, used condoms, and occasionally, winos. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw

I don't understand these.

That's because they're speaking German.

[Triple Zero]

Actually only the first. The other two are in Dutch (Southern dialect, to be exact). But I kinda hoped the images would be enough, apparently it's kind of hard to predict whether it makes sense if you can't understand the language. Also it turns out that I severely underestimated the amount of Dutch cultural memes. Just think "LOL stupid antisocial people" and you got most of it.

On a related note, I recently watched the movie Iron Sky. It is about Space Nazis from the Dark Side of the Moon that are about to invade the Earth while a Sarah Palin parody is the US president and campaigning for her second term. Needless to say, highly recommend.

(The movie is half German spoken, half English spoken. Unfortunately I caught the version with the English parts subtitled in German, instead of the other way around. This was very confusing, my German is okay for IRL conversations but not nearly as fluent as my English, and I missed a lot, so I'm going to see it again with the German parts subbed)

Anyway, one particular scene I had to think about. You know how German speaking people can't quite enjoy those Der Untergang Hitler subtitle parodies on Youtube, because they can't help hearing and understanding the actual German words?

Well, expect them to get back at you native English speakers, because they got a hilarious version of that scene in Iron Sky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D35tR_cR0ww

There's bound to be popping up revenge-parodies with German subs all over the place soon

[Freeky]

AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome, that scene is a perfect match!