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What's your specialt(y/ies)?

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 27, 2012, 08:17:36 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

son of a bitch.

somebody woke up Suu.


I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN! Now look what you've done!



suu: quick, say something about legalizing marijuana before it's too late.
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Nephew Twiddleton

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tyrannosaurus vex

Idk, I'm drinking. It's my midweek alcohol break. I don't need an excuse.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Ah. Anyway, it was me wot woke 'er up and I'm glad of it.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Suu

Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:01:57 AM
son of a bitch.

somebody woke up Suu.


I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN! Now look what you've done!



suu: quick, say something about legalizing marijuana before it's too late.

Eat my asshole, Vex.  :fap:

And RI just decriminalized weed. True story.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2012, 04:17:31 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:01:57 AM
son of a bitch.

somebody woke up Suu.


I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN! Now look what you've done!



suu: quick, say something about legalizing marijuana before it's too late.

Eat my asshole, Vex.  :fap:

[CENSORED]And RI just decriminalized weed. True story.[/CENSORED]


You're out of my league.
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Suu

Is that an obscure sports term?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

tyrannosaurus vex

No it just means I'm not up to the task of eating your asshole right now. But on payday I'll be able to afford some Cholula sauce, so maybe then.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
No it just means I'm not up to the task of eating your asshole right now. But on payday I'll be able to afford some Cholula sauce, so maybe then.

Is that your specialty?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:54:54 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
No it just means I'm not up to the task of eating your asshole right now. But on payday I'll be able to afford some Cholula sauce, so maybe then.

Is that your specialty?

Wouldn't YOU like to know.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:55:47 AM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:54:54 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
No it just means I'm not up to the task of eating your asshole right now. But on payday I'll be able to afford some Cholula sauce, so maybe then.

Is that your specialty?

Wouldn't YOU like to know.

Well, you're partially accepting to toss Suu's salad in a specialty thread.

It's a logical conclusion.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:57:47 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:55:47 AM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:54:54 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
No it just means I'm not up to the task of eating your asshole right now. But on payday I'll be able to afford some Cholula sauce, so maybe then.

Is that your specialty?

Wouldn't YOU like to know.

Well, you're partially accepting to toss Suu's salad in a specialty thread.

It's a logical conclusion.

It's a DISCORDIAN forum. Obviously I'm just being all DISCORDIANY.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 05:00:00 AM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:57:47 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:55:47 AM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:54:54 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
No it just means I'm not up to the task of eating your asshole right now. But on payday I'll be able to afford some Cholula sauce, so maybe then.

Is that your specialty?

Wouldn't YOU like to know.

Well, you're partially accepting to toss Suu's salad in a specialty thread.

It's a logical conclusion.

It's a DISCORDIAN forum. Obviously I'm just being all DISCORDIANY.

So what you're saying is that you're actually pretty useless at ass sucking.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS