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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2012, 05:03:54 am »
No it just means I'm not up to the task of eating your asshole right now. But on payday I'll be able to afford some Cholula sauce, so maybe then.

Is that your specialty?

Wouldn't YOU like to know.

Well, you're partially accepting to toss Suu's salad in a specialty thread.

It's a logical conclusion.

It's a DISCORDIAN forum. Obviously I'm just being all DISCORDIANY.

So what you're saying is that you're actually pretty useless at ass sucking.

Yeah, I would guess so. I've never really had an inclination to try it.

OUTLANDISH.

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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2012, 05:11:42 am »
*hugs* You missed me. You know it.

And you don't actually have to eat my asshole. Promise.
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2012, 06:32:09 am »
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2012, 04:40:12 pm »
Wicca.
Also, gay sex.  Writing about it, not having it (dammit).
I used to be good at other things, but prolonged absence from this board ruined it for me.
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2012, 04:52:13 pm »
I am not yet specialized.

But I am a special and unique butterfly.
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2012, 04:52:45 pm »
Wicca.

As long as you do it in private, and wash your hands afterward.
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2012, 04:18:03 am »
Yes. Paganism is a shameful shameful thing.

I'm going to add to mine, since it has been a long time interest (since I was 6) and wish I had more physics behind it, but can talk about implausibility and consequences:

Time travel.

I have always been interested in time travel. It's what originally made me want to be the scientist I never became (I got the music bug around the age of 12. Seems it's starting to come around full circle at almost 31). It's what got me interested in Einstein, Sagan and Hawking. And space.

How is time marked? By the patterns of Sol, Luna, and Terra. Those three. We even measure long distances in space by Earth measurements (it's our year that we use as a base).

Space. Time.

Spacetime.
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2012, 04:22:54 am »
Jesus, how did I get here?

I don't regret anything but being an office schlub at a hospital trying to make it as a musician? Wow. My life trajectory bounced off and veered off into a totally different direction where I work in science but am in no ways a professional scientist (anyone who uses the scientific method is a scientist, just as anyone who manipulates soundwaves is a musician. The amateurs often do very sound work)/
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2012, 06:12:23 am »
Jesus, how did I get here?

I don't regret anything but being an office schlub at a hospital trying to make it as a musician? Wow. My life trajectory bounced off and veered off into a totally different direction where I work in science but am in no ways a professional scientist (anyone who uses the scientific method is a scientist, just as anyone who manipulates soundwaves is a musician. The amateurs often do very sound work)/

Life happens.  Drop your pants and roll in it.
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2012, 06:42:37 am »
Jesus, how did I get here?

I don't regret anything but being an office schlub at a hospital trying to make it as a musician? Wow. My life trajectory bounced off and veered off into a totally different direction where I work in science but am in no ways a professional scientist (anyone who uses the scientific method is a scientist, just as anyone who manipulates soundwaves is a musician. The amateurs often do very sound work)/

Life happens.  Drop your pants and roll in it.

That's the minus "rock 'n'" part isn't it?
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2012, 06:46:58 am »
I guess my question is, what the hell am I from your perspective?

This is a necessary branching off for everyone. This may get messy.
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2012, 07:31:18 am »
Um, I do programming things. If you have questions about that sort of thing, I'd still suggest asking Trip, but I'll read your questions and his answers and be interested. I'm specifically interested in computer security and about to start work in data integrity and fraud detection, inventing ways to rip off my company and then creating safeguards against those.

Also, I juggle fire and stuff. And I'm a makeup artist, which mostly involves disguises and social engineering for lulz and adventure. And, IDK, theatre stuff like acting and lighting and sound and AV.

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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2012, 04:29:02 pm »
My specialties include:

- SWORDS, sticks, and other physics applicators: the use, misuse, maintenance and construction thereof.
- Cooking: Greater Bachelor
- Metal / wood / bone / leatherworking with hand or power tools
- Psychology
- Teaching: Any skill set I've had time to learn
- Finance: Educational and personal
- Writing: Satire, humor, lesson planning, public presentation
- Vehicle operation: Anything with wheels or floating 50 feet long or less
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2012, 04:51:28 pm »
Speaking of specialties, Richter. Can I borrow you to sharpen my scissors this week sometime?
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Re: What's your specialt(y/ies)?
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2012, 05:01:39 pm »
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