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The Good Reverend Roger

July 05, 2012, 06:07:41 PM
The following people have been examined for Elvis:

ECH:  Yes.  ECH is at least 75% Vegas Elvis.  It's oozing out of his bits, fer Chrissakes.
Nigel:  Yes.  Nigel has no less than 40% Vegas Elvis at any given time.
Dimo:  No.  Traces of Early Elvis remain, but they're all burnt up and gooey.
Hirley0:  Very Yes.  Hirley IS Elvis.  Both versions.
Twid:  Yes.  Early Elvis at about 20%.
Doktor Phox:  Yes.  Varying amounts of Vegas Elvis.
Payne:  Dead. 

More to follow, as results become available.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
July 05, 2012, 07:09:49 PM
LMNO:  Backwards.  Elvis had 35% LMNO. 

And remember:  When LMNO rules over us all as absolute dictator, he will do so while wearing platform shoes.  So we have that going for us.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
July 05, 2012, 07:20:30 PM
Waffle Iron:  Yes.  But his Elvis only speaks Belgian.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#3
July 05, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
July 05, 2012, 07:24:03 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:20:30 PM
Waffle Iron:  Yes.  But his Elvis only speaks Belgian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yhhO0c4To

Can't see that shit.  I'll try to remember to look at it later.

Anyway:

Disco Pickle:  No.
Enki:  Very little.  While Enki has a tiny bit of Elvis in him, it's trying to get out.
Squiddy:  Yes.  But she beats him mercilessly.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#5
July 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:24:03 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:20:30 PM
Waffle Iron:  Yes.  But his Elvis only speaks Belgian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yhhO0c4To

Can't see that shit.  I'll try to remember to look at it later.

Nothing terribly important. Just a Norwegian Elvis Impersonator.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
July 05, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:24:03 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:20:30 PM
Waffle Iron:  Yes.  But his Elvis only speaks Belgian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yhhO0c4To

Can't see that shit.  I'll try to remember to look at it later.

Nothing terribly important. Just a Norwegian Elvis Impersonator.

You sure he's an impersonator?  Elvis gets around, you know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#7
July 05, 2012, 07:38:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:24:03 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:20:30 PM
Waffle Iron:  Yes.  But his Elvis only speaks Belgian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yhhO0c4To

Can't see that shit.  I'll try to remember to look at it later.

Nothing terribly important. Just a Norwegian Elvis Impersonator.

You sure he's an impersonator?  Elvis gets around, you know.

Fairly sure, but I am suddenly in horrible doubt.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
July 05, 2012, 07:40:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:38:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:24:03 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:20:30 PM
Waffle Iron:  Yes.  But his Elvis only speaks Belgian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yhhO0c4To

Can't see that shit.  I'll try to remember to look at it later.

Nothing terribly important. Just a Norwegian Elvis Impersonator.

You sure he's an impersonator?  Elvis gets around, you know.

Fairly sure, but I am suddenly in horrible doubt.

Anyone come up missing after his shows?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
July 05, 2012, 07:41:45 PM
Also, when you are piss-drunk, do you want to listen to him?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#10
July 05, 2012, 08:02:47 PM
1, not that I know of.

2. fuck no. I don't like the guy. He's a twat.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#11
July 05, 2012, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 05, 2012, 08:02:47 PM
1, not that I know of.

2. fuck no. I don't like the guy. He's a twat.

Then it's not the real Elvis.  If you don't want to listen to A Little Less Conversation when you're drunk, one of three things is going on:

1.  Incorrect Elvis.
2.  You're not drunk enough.
3.  You're getting drunk wrong.

To my mind, the only thing that's better than Elvis when you're drunk is P!nk's Please Don't Leave Me, and a whole lot of perverts around me.  But that's only for THAT kind of drunk, where you're equally likely to be arrested as you are to be beaten up or killed.  Usually I stick to Elvis and Johnny Cash.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#12
July 05, 2012, 09:01:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw <-- A sort of cover/remix of Little Less Conversation from a few years back.  I liked it, and if nothing else these people are letting their Elvis/FABULOUS hang out.

The Dark Monk

#13
July 06, 2012, 04:00:15 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 05, 2012, 09:01:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw <-- A sort of cover/remix of Little Less Conversation from a few years back.  I liked it, and if nothing else these people are letting their Elvis/FABULOUS hang out.

Wasn't this the theme of the show Las Vegas?
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Triple Zero

#14
July 07, 2012, 12:02:54 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 06, 2012, 04:00:15 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 05, 2012, 09:01:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw <-- A sort of cover/remix of Little Less Conversation from a few years back.  I liked it, and if nothing else these people are letting their Elvis/FABULOUS hang out.

Wasn't this the theme of the show Las Vegas?

JXL aka Junkie XL (Elvis estate wouldn't let him use his real stage name because of the word "Junkie"), is a Dutch electronica/chemical beats DJ, you can see him in the clip it's the guy in the orange shirt behind the synthesizers. I like their older stuff better when he was still working with Rudeboy on vocals/rap (the black guy that looks like morpheus in that video) (also this track is pretty fucking sweet).

I do like the original Elvis version as well, but I know which one I'd prefer to dance to :)
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