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The Dark Monk

July 03, 2012, 07:33:12 AM
And so I am drunk.

Now I don't often get drunk and I am lucid enough to tell that I am drunk, however I also notice I find myself asking this question to every problem in the world: Why?

Why can't we live in happiness?
Why can't we do work that pleases us?
Why do we like what we like even though we know there are certain aversions we should have?
Why do women seem to be subjugated openly, and men seem to be subjugated discreetly in some power trip due to their OWN gender?
Why did I take that last drink?
Why am I posting this?
Why do I ask why so much? Maybe I'd be a happy sheep not asking why.
Why?

It may seem a 5 year old sentiment to ask such things over and over, but maybe the 5 year old has it right, though the 5 year old doesn't have enough experience or thought to the future to be depressed or hopeful or a mixture of both.
Doomed to experience, doomed to more knowledge, doomed to more questions of why. it is the most dangerous word in the human dictionary, as it has to exist in every language. Wondering the reason behind the simplest things thought on enough can drive a man mad, let alone the complicated social system, the fight through endorphins and chemicals inside and out, the why of love, the why of hate, the why of the rush while letting the cool breeze flash across your face on an old broken bike that shouldn't run.

I don't understand, and maybe that's what others see as enlightened.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Pæs

#1
July 03, 2012, 07:55:00 AM
This is it. Fuck it. It is what it is.

The Dark Monk

#2
July 03, 2012, 08:10:54 AM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on July 03, 2012, 07:55:00 AM
This is it. Fuck it. It is what it is.

Even when I am drunk this is not a mindset I can agree with, and I know I should. Fuck it, enjoy the moment. I can't.
90000 MG of Fukitol, no matter how much I take, I am immune. I am not baiting for a response I hope it's not seen that way, I guess I am truly wondering this: Is there someone who feels as such, has more experience, and can handle that question properly, with the stipulation that Fukitol does not work.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Triple Zero

#3
July 03, 2012, 11:10:02 AM
See it's because the entire history of the universe conspired to produce exactly this moment and you just let it pass because you didn't pay attention and that is why we cannot have nice things.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
July 03, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Enlightenment is for people who can't or won't lose their shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
July 03, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Enlightenment is what happens when you do lose your shit  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
July 03, 2012, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Enlightenment is what happens when you do lose your shit  :lulz:

Really?  I just can't see Buddha shitting on a golf course green.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#7
July 03, 2012, 07:09:08 PM
Buddha would shit in the cup - that way no one would notice til they had their hand in it

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
July 03, 2012, 07:30:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 07:09:08 PM
Buddha would shit in the cup - that way no one would notice til they had their hand in it

Alty made a little American flag when he was here.  I like the idea of it standing proudly in my poomp, not cowering in a hole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Dark Monk

#9
July 03, 2012, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 07:30:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 07:09:08 PM
Buddha would shit in the cup - that way no one would notice til they had their hand in it

Alty made a little American flag when he was here.  I like the idea of it standing proudly in my poomp, not cowering in a hole.

This oddly enough made my day!
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Salty

#10
July 03, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
I really wanted to poop on that golf course. Next time. We can go to Carl's Jr. and load up first.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
July 03, 2012, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 03, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
I really wanted to poop on that golf course. Next time. We can go to Carl's Jr. and load up first.

No, no, no.  We go to Shari Punjab.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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