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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 03, 2012, 02:19:18 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

It's really interesting, though. I do find myself agreeing with some of the things that they don't like that are in schools.  Here's the paragraph I was nodding at:

QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, and foul language. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

This is hyperbolic at best, but on the whole, I totally agree that these aren't good things that do occur.  But they don't seem to know what exactly goes on, because the following had me going "wat":

QuoteAlthough earth worship, paganism and the occult flourish in public schools...

These people MAKE NO SENSE.

/Captain Obvious.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 03, 2012, 05:05:11 PM
It's really interesting, though. I do find myself agreeing with some of the things that they don't like that are in schools.  Here's the paragraph I was nodding at:

QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, and foul language. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

This is hyperbolic at best, but on the whole, I totally agree that these aren't good things that do occur.  But they don't seem to know what exactly goes on, because the following had me going "wat":

QuoteAlthough earth worship, paganism and the occult flourish in public schools...

These people MAKE NO SENSE.

/Captain Obvious.

Why would you expect teabaggers to make sense?  :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

I am reliably informed that atheism is a form of paganism.

And that secularism is atheism.

Therefore, teaching kids the constitution = paganism.

It's pretty obvious, really.

The Good Reverend Roger

When I went to school, a kid being shaken down for his lunch money, or beaten up for kicks, was normal.

Now it is the outlier.

Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

those bastards want to take away our children's "Defense against the Dark Arts" classes?!

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:08:50 PM
When I went to school, a kid being shaken down for his lunch money, or beaten up for kicks, was normal.

Now it is the outlier.

Just saying.

I grant you that.

Freeky

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
those bastards want to take away our children's "Defense against the Dark Arts" classes?!

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has NOT returned.  Everything is fine.  If we catch anyone saying that He's back, they will be punished for spreading lies.

Return to your normal programming.  Everything is fine.

Forsooth


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:06:30 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 03, 2012, 05:05:11 PM
It's really interesting, though. I do find myself agreeing with some of the things that they don't like that are in schools.  Here's the paragraph I was nodding at:

QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, and foul language. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

This is hyperbolic at best, but on the whole, I totally agree that these aren't good things that do occur.  But they don't seem to know what exactly goes on, because the following had me going "wat":

QuoteAlthough earth worship, paganism and the occult flourish in public schools...

These people MAKE NO SENSE.

/Captain Obvious.

Why would you expect teabaggers to make sense?  :?

I didn't, I was just really shocked that I agreed with them on any point. :lol:

Suu

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 03, 2012, 05:31:14 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
those bastards want to take away our children's "Defense against the Dark Arts" classes?!

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has NOT returned.  Everything is fine.  If we catch anyone saying that He's back, they will be punished for spreading lies.

Return to your normal programming.  Everything is fine.

You obviously have not seen the governor of Florida.  :horrormirth:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Sorry roger.

Yeah, no problem.  The problem I have is with that Forsooth jackass, who decided to continue it.

There's nothing quite like having an enjoyable thread mangled by the equivalent of the average game store low-functioning geek.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.