ITT: You come up with band names

[navkat]

Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

They're from the 3rd part of the Illuminatus Trilogy, it ends with a rock festival that gets invaded by zombie nazis. It also has a 3 pages summary of all the band names that arrive.

This is PD, someone had to post it


Also, this is a limited time offer only, if you accept quickly I will grant you the right to name your band "Triple Zero is so awesome, you should probably buy him a beer"




GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT PLEASE GIVE A VERY WARM WELCOME TO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME I NEVER HEARD OF THESE PEOPLE !!!

THANK YOU CLEVELAAAAND!

[Triple Zero]

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*Trip's list from Illuminatus*

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Oh yeah that's right, the whole list is ONE band name.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

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*Trip's list from Illuminatus*

...

Oh yeah that's right, the whole list is ONE band name.

I know you're taking the piss, but I should clarify. When people inevitably ask "WUT DUZ UR BAND NAEM MEEN?" Dimo could brush them off quite factually by telling them it's an Illuminatus Trilogy reference.

[Triple Zero]

Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

I know. I could tell by the sensation of air currents ruffling the hair on the top of my head.

[The Dark Monk]

Lupine Lupus

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Nuclear Option
General Al Smith's Marching Band
Sarah Palin's Left Tit

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

And some of them of course are real.

[Triple Zero]

Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

And some of them of course are real.

But if reality is what you can get away with, you can use those as well.



how about Halogenica, being sort of the opposite of Metallica? -- a quick google shows this name is of course already in use, meh

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

And some of them of course are real.

But if reality is what you can get away with, you can use those as well.



how about Halogenica, being sort of the opposite of Metallica? -- a quick google shows this name is of course already in use, meh

Bionomicon.

[East Coast Hustle]

If the "offensive" thing is like Sloppy Beef Curtains or some other euphemism for female junk, don't bother protecting the squeamish.

C'mon now, you know me better than that. This is actually offensive.

[Freeky]

If the "offensive" thing is like Sloppy Beef Curtains or some other euphemism for female junk, don't bother protecting the squeamish.

C'mon now, you know me better than that. This is actually offensive.

Has it something to do with raping dead children? 

[Suu]

Damp Sandwich

Hot Carl and the Rusty Trombones

Dimo and the Jets

[Cuddlefish]

Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

They're from the 3rd part of the Illuminatus Trilogy

Ah, I'd have had known that had I actually started reading the list, instead of being all like "hurr hurr, tl;dr."

Though, the last time I read Illuminatus! I didn't know anything about discordianism (illuminatus was what lead me here). I feel like it may be time to re-read it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hot Carl and the Rusty Trombones