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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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DEAR NIGEL,

Started by E.O.T., July 15, 2012, 01:33:52 AM

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E.O.T.

July 15, 2012, 01:33:52 AM


REALLY?

          you signed me up on facebook for some group that posts pics of their cats?! i hate you for this. enough fucking asstards post endless pics of their retarded, inbred descendants of real cats, what the fuck do i need this for?!! the whole "free crap by the side of the road" is a hateful and stupid ass group that you joined me to already, WTF?!!!!! i realize the title incorporates the word "pussy", and i was half heartedly hoping that this involved really interesting crotch shots, but nevertheless, to my expected dismay, it's pics of stupid fucking cats. fuck you! if you're that bored at home, come over and take me out for a drink. furthermore, i love all sorts of shit, but i don't want to see people's dumb ass pics on facebook about anything!! like, say, chickens. i love my chickens. i love your chickens. but i don't have time for, or give a shit about some needs-to-be-destroyed asswipe's chicken pics. i realize that you make the time to do all this weird "trolling" and whatever else amounts to life time indulgence in all the world's stupidity, but you know i don't give a fuck. yes, me and goddamned honey badger. now stop it.

OKM!

          now wipe that snot assed grin of victory off your face or i'll beat it off with a fucking stray carcass!! and you can post that!!!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 15, 2012, 01:37:31 AM
I am not grinning. I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
July 15, 2012, 01:38:43 AM
I do not see how "free crap" is hateful. Explain pls.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
July 15, 2012, 01:40:52 AM
Hey! I didn't get added to Free Crap On The Side Of The Road!

Now I'm butthurt.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

E.O.T.

#4
July 15, 2012, 01:46:12 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 15, 2012, 01:40:52 AM
Hey! I didn't get added to Free Crap On The Side Of The Road!

Now I'm butthurt.  :lulz:

YOU OUGHT TO BE

          on free crap, you'll love it. it's kinda the ultimate, "i've gotta take a pic of this" feed with a discord emphasis. i however, am the ultimate curmudgeon, so it doesn't work for me.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
July 15, 2012, 01:51:23 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 15, 2012, 01:40:52 AM
Hey! I didn't get added to Free Crap On The Side Of The Road!

Now I'm butthurt.  :lulz:

BADABING and now you are!

It's my favorite group on Facebook, brought to you by The Weird Guy Who Works At The Record Store.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
July 15, 2012, 01:51:52 AM
(He had somehow never heard of Discordianism)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
July 15, 2012, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 15, 2012, 01:51:23 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 15, 2012, 01:40:52 AM
Hey! I didn't get added to Free Crap On The Side Of The Road!

Now I'm butthurt.  :lulz:

BADABING and now you are!

It's my favorite group on Facebook, brought to you by The Weird Guy Who Works At The Record Store.

Thank you!

Remote submissions abound here. Some days I need look no further than the apartments across the street for FINE SEGUIN MERCHANDISE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
July 15, 2012, 03:07:53 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 15, 2012, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 15, 2012, 01:51:23 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 15, 2012, 01:40:52 AM
Hey! I didn't get added to Free Crap On The Side Of The Road!

Now I'm butthurt.  :lulz:

BADABING and now you are!

It's my favorite group on Facebook, brought to you by The Weird Guy Who Works At The Record Store.

Thank you!

Remote submissions abound here. Some days I need look no further than the apartments across the street for FINE SEGUIN MERCHANDISE.

SPAG IT UP!

Alty has been posting some stellar contributions.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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