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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #180 on: November 28, 2018, 04:14:45 pm »
Doktor Legume from the Church of the Subgenius died yesterday.  :cry:

Fuck. Any details?
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #181 on: November 28, 2018, 04:21:17 pm »
Doktor Legume from the Church of the Subgenius died yesterday.  :cry:

Fuck. Any details?

Stage IV stomach cancer, died in bed with some friends and family around.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #182 on: November 28, 2018, 04:32:18 pm »
Doktor Legume from the Church of the Subgenius died yesterday.  :cry:

Fuck. Any details?

Stage IV stomach cancer, died in bed with some friends and family around.

Goddamit. Fuck cancer.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #183 on: November 28, 2018, 08:10:00 pm »
Fuck Cancer

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #184 on: November 28, 2018, 08:12:26 pm »
Fuck cancer.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #185 on: December 02, 2018, 12:09:32 am »
Fuck cancer.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #186 on: December 04, 2018, 04:40:14 am »
Bought a set of shelves off Amazon through 3rd party vendor.  Got a set delivered from Walmart.  Plus some napkins for some reason.

If someone is trying to be some sort of middleman between Amazon and Walmart, their profit margin per transaction is stupidly low. 
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Public Service Announcement
« Reply #187 on: December 04, 2018, 01:08:04 pm »
Please refrain from broadcasting seasonal music over your store's PA system.
Christmas music transforms me into a raving maniac, with the insatiable urge to kill.

Excepting "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen".  I like that one.
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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #188 on: December 04, 2018, 02:17:12 pm »
Please refrain from broadcasting seasonal music over your store's PA system.
Christmas music transforms me into a raving maniac, with the insatiable urge to kill.

Excepting "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen".  I like that one.

I am unsure how serious you are about wanting to kill based on hearing seasonal music.

Also, Last Christmas by Wham or GTFO.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #189 on: December 04, 2018, 02:48:01 pm »
Please refrain from broadcasting seasonal music over your store's PA system.
Christmas music transforms me into a raving maniac, with the insatiable urge to kill.

Excepting "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen".  I like that one.

I am unsure how serious you are about wanting to kill based on hearing seasonal music.
(I deserved that.)
In the interests of public welfare, I do my best to avoid venues where such music may be played, but there is always the risk of ... accidents.

I was in a shopping mall the other day, and my left eye twitched slightly.  No one was injured, thank God.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #190 on: December 04, 2018, 03:51:35 pm »
Sounds like someone isn't




simply




having




a wonderful Christmas time!

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #191 on: December 04, 2018, 03:54:41 pm »
:crankey:

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #192 on: December 06, 2018, 01:07:34 pm »
I was in Rona (it's like Home Depot) on Tuesday, and heard a chirping noise.  I looked up, and there were small birds alighting on the trusswork, and hopping around on the top of some shelving (aisle 11, electrical).

I wonder how they got in.  I wonder how this will end.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #193 on: December 06, 2018, 01:14:59 pm »
There is a crack.

There is a crack.

In everything.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #194 on: December 06, 2018, 02:38:36 pm »
I will duck-tape the universe, but someone else has to clean up the bird poop.
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