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Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 17, 2012, 06:33:03 AM

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It pleases me that he brought his moustache to space with him. Is that the first moustache in space?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 04:38:10 PM
It pleases me that he brought his moustache to space with him. Is that the first moustache in space?

That is a very good question!
I would bet that, if it's not the first, it is the most glorious!
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I have seen God

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCxC5kwdCIg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but God is an ill-tempered, Call of Duty playing teenage brat.

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Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2013, 05:23:42 PM
I have seen God

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCxC5kwdCIg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but God is an ill-tempered, Call of Duty playing teenage brat.


HAHAHAHAAH Someone needs to drop a serious bass line, an overdriven guitar and a double bass behind all that.

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Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2013, 05:23:42 PM
I have seen God

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCxC5kwdCIg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but God is an ill-tempered, Call of Duty playing teenage brat.

:lulz: That's gonna be my new tagline on my other board.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Explanation: There used to be an search engine called Cuil, which had its own automated encyclopedia that would splice together sentences from within your search results to form a supposedly informative single article. Naturally, these articles were a jumbled mess because a search for Tom Cruise would lead to talking about Top Gun, then it starts talking about F16 Tomcats, then it starts talking about domestic cats. Suddenly it reads like "Tom Cruise is a successful american actor who once male felines are a popular breed of cat that has 15,000 lbs carrying capacity for armaments".

Users would make fun of this by typing random things into Cuil and then laughing at the gibberish article they got. This became the cuil meme.

Depending on the nonsense level of what Cuil gave you, you would say that it had a certain number of "cuils". Reddit user RedDyeNumber4 took the cuil meme and established Cuil Theory, an attempt to regiment and define the different levels of nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nfdEdE96En0

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Quote from: Emo Howard on June 05, 2013, 10:11:21 AM
Explanation: There used to be an search engine called Cuil, which had its own automated encyclopedia that would splice together sentences from within your search results to form a supposedly informative single article. Naturally, these articles were a jumbled mess because a search for Tom Cruise would lead to talking about Top Gun, then it starts talking about F16 Tomcats, then it starts talking about domestic cats. Suddenly it reads like "Tom Cruise is a successful american actor who once male felines are a popular breed of cat that has 15,000 lbs carrying capacity for armaments".

Users would make fun of this by typing random things into Cuil and then laughing at the gibberish article they got. This became the cuil meme.

Depending on the nonsense level of what Cuil gave you, you would say that it had a certain number of "cuils". Reddit user RedDyeNumber4 took the cuil meme and established Cuil Theory, an attempt to regiment and define the different levels of nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nfdEdE96En0

Repost, but a good one. :lulz: That was all over the web last year, my kids particularly loved it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bruno

Oh, shit. Really?

Somehow, it's just now getting to me. :lol:
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Cain

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2013, 05:23:42 PM
I have seen God

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCxC5kwdCIg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but God is an ill-tempered, Call of Duty playing teenage brat.

:lulz: That's gonna be my new tagline on my other board.

People like that are why I game online.  Or did, anyway.

The best are the people who spazz out in cooperative games.  "U STOLE MY KILL", "i did something dumb and got myself killed, come into this highly dangerous situation and revive me or I'll curse you out" etc

I teabag their corpses and play the Benny Hill theme tune (or, lately, the trololololol guy) over the speakers.


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Quote from: Cain on June 05, 2013, 09:06:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2013, 05:23:42 PM
I have seen God

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCxC5kwdCIg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but God is an ill-tempered, Call of Duty playing teenage brat.

:lulz: That's gonna be my new tagline on my other board.

People like that are why I game online.  Or did, anyway.

The best are the people who spazz out in cooperative games.  "U STOLE MY KILL", "i did something dumb and got myself killed, come into this highly dangerous situation and revive me or I'll curse you out" etc

I teabag their corpses and play the Benny Hill theme tune (or, lately, the trololololol guy) over the speakers.



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