I've easily seen over 400 fuckers start and leave. It is by far one of the most bizarre places I've ever worked at.
Quick highlights :
Fighting in work will not get you sacked. Or even disciplined.
To increase "employee retention" a points system was put in place for unexplained absence. 1 instance =4 points. At 150 points you get a "letter of concern". Retention technically improved, as it now takes about a month for management to admit they've probably gone for good.
The multiple people that thought the best place for a crafty joint is near the gas tanks.
The new flt driver who drove straight into the portacabin.
Casper the friendly crackhead. Who gets touched up by ghosts and has hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of drugs.
Management sent on regular courses to improve productivity. It's been at a steady 20% since I got here.
Paying 15k for a "workstation" thats made of about 30 quids worth of steel and half a day's welding.
There's so much more. I'm in a very odd Greek hell and can't escape.
