Hello Waffles.

[LMNO]

To be fair, your post jumped about five degrees.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Speaking of spicy stuff and getting drunk ive decided that on or around my birthday instead of sitting in my room drink cheap whiskey im going to do some wicked spicy food and absinthe. I expect to see god. Im doing this for science. (and sanity)

[Phox]

BUT IT BURNS!  IT BURNS THE BUTT!  WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!

For you, it was the worst anal trauma of your life.  It was endless agony and a destroyed toilet.

For me, it was Tuesday.

<= The General approves.

[EK WAFFLR]

 

[Suu]

To be fair, your post jumped about five degrees.

Or alarms.

BAZINGA!

-Suu
Going back to work now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love Etheopian food going in, but I have night terrors when I remember what it's like coming out the other end.

You get used to it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Speaking of spicy stuff and getting drunk ive decided that on or around my birthday instead of sitting in my room drink cheap whiskey im going to do some wicked spicy food and absinthe. I expect to see god. Im doing this for science. (and sanity)

WHOA THERE, soldier!    This sounds like a dangerous endeavor. Make sure you have backup!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Speaking of spicy stuff and getting drunk ive decided that on or around my birthday instead of sitting in my room drink cheap whiskey im going to do some wicked spicy food and absinthe. I expect to see god. Im doing this for science. (and sanity)

WHOA THERE, soldier!    This sounds like a dangerous endeavor. Make sure you have backup!

I'm ah, going to take the next day off of work at the very least. 

[Suu]

I seriously didn't have a problem at all with the Ethiopian. I think Richter's cooking has, in fact, desensitized my bowels.

[Luna]

BUT IT BURNS!  IT BURNS THE BUTT!  WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!

I beat Richter's vindaloo.

I did not, however, beat Richter's Weapon X curry that he made during Hurricane Irene at Luna's house...then again, neither did he.

-Suu
Luna will NEVER forgive us for what we did to her bathroom.

The worst part, for the record, was that the two of them performed twin blasphemies upon my sanctum during a goddamn HURRICANE, so I had the choice of remaining, cowering, in the living room on the far end of the apartment and trying to ignore the howls of agony issuing from the john, or stand outside and risk being blown into the bay by wind and driving rain.

It was a tough call, really...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BUT IT BURNS!  IT BURNS THE BUTT!  WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!

I beat Richter's vindaloo.

I did not, however, beat Richter's Weapon X curry that he made during Hurricane Irene at Luna's house...then again, neither did he.

-Suu
Luna will NEVER forgive us for what we did to her bathroom.

The worst part, for the record, was that the two of them performed twin blasphemies upon my sanctum during a goddamn HURRICANE, so I had the choice of remaining, cowering, in the living room on the far end of the apartment and trying to ignore the howls of agony issuing from the john, or stand outside and risk being blown into the bay by wind and driving rain.

It was a tough call, really...

Kinky!