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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1125
May 30, 2014, 08:36:46 PM
I am totally getting that bag when it arrives.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1126
May 30, 2014, 08:46:56 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.


Holy shit. This is either going to be REALLY weird, or so unbelievably mundane that it will just be baffling.

I am not expecting much out of the universe, these days.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#1127
May 30, 2014, 08:58:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 08:46:56 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.


Holy shit. This is either going to be REALLY weird, or so unbelievably mundane that it will just be baffling.

I am not expecting much out of the universe, these days.

Don't let them touch.

You know what happens when dopbaggangers touch.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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#1128
May 30, 2014, 09:53:49 PM
It's only gay if the handles are touching  :?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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#1129
May 31, 2014, 12:54:42 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 12:41:04 AM
Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on May 30, 2014, 12:21:30 AM
Welcome aboard!

Anything in particular that brings you to the forum?

here's what i posted in another part of the form, copy-pasted for convenience:
And now for why I became a discordian, because this comment is already a wall of text and I don't want to half-ass my first wall post on this particular forum;
I was on deployment with the Navy, and sick of not believing in the afterlife or spirits in the sky or whatever, so I brought along a plethora of religious books, and started reading to find something that would appeal to me.  I read the Qu'ran, The Torah, the Talmud, some stuff on Wicca, Thelema, the left hand path, and the satanic Bible.  All of it was crap.  Then I notices a folder on my computer called discordianism, and went meh, fuck it.  It was the greatest thing I ever read, changed my life, yet I was lonely.  I was the sole discordian I knew of.  Then a few years later in a drunken stupor, I went man, I bet there's some kind of discordian forum on the Internet somewhere.
and lo, I was enlightened.

Nice!

My story is very similar, just minus the Navy and add large quantities of pinealism.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1130
May 31, 2014, 10:18:44 PM
When will you get your bag, Roger? POST PICS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1131
June 01, 2014, 05:09:20 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 31, 2014, 10:18:44 PM
When will you get your bag, Roger? POST PICS.

Supposed to be at the airport tomorrow, I can pick up on Monday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1132
June 01, 2014, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2014, 05:09:20 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 31, 2014, 10:18:44 PM
When will you get your bag, Roger? POST PICS.

Supposed to be at the airport tomorrow, I can pick up on Monday.

Excellent.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faux Lix

#1133
June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1134
June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1135
June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1136
June 08, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.

You'll have the union all over your ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#1137
June 08, 2014, 01:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.

You'll have the union all over your ass.
True that.

Also, The pool is on the roof.
WARNING The contents of the pool may smell like alcohol but it isn't, it REALLY isn't.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1138
June 08, 2014, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 08, 2014, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2014, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Hi, my name is Pholix and I'm an alcoholic.

Great.  Beer's in the fridge.  Don't touch the important shit, or I'll pay Nigel to rearrange your bits.

I'd be willing to do it for free.

You'll have the union all over your ass.

Good point.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

#1139
June 12, 2014, 09:16:00 PM
Hello Im Ron Paul.
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