Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Re-watching the film about 3/4 years again after its release did that, surely?

If you haven't seen it relatively recently, have a look. It's not aged well.

Eldora killed it back in 2004.  Stone dead.

[Cain]

Yeah, that was a...unique experience.

Uniquely painful and cringeworthy.

[Sung Low]

Hi there PD!

I've been dealing with general spaggotry, both Mine and THEIRS, for too long.

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 

Then, heard a radio show with Grant Morrison mentioning he was a chaos magician. Looked into chaos magic (wasn't sure about the MAJICKk side, although did like the idea of unstructured rules and changing, dropping, adapting systems and beliefs) which led me onto the principia discordia. There to BIP, which was helpful!

So, I've been lurkinghere for a while.

Some bars are gone, some are fucking hard to shift. And yes,

THERE IS NO HELP

but, that's alright, because I'm a Conscious Human BEing.

I'd like to contribute (I've got some  ) but sometimes the rug slips out from under.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Hi newspag!

[Reginald Ret]

Hi there PD!

I've been dealing with general spaggotry, both Mine and THEIRS, for too long.

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 

Then, heard a radio show with Grant Morrison mentioning he was a chaos magician. Looked into chaos magic (wasn't sure about the MAJICKk side, although did like the idea of unstructured rules and changing, dropping, adapting systems and beliefs) which led me onto the principia discordia. There to BIP, which was helpful!

So, I've been lurkinghere for a while.

Some bars are gone, some are fucking hard to shift. And yes,

THERE IS NO HELP

but, that's alright, because I'm a Conscious Human BEing.

I'd like to contribute (I've got some  ) but sometimes the rug slips out from under.

I like you already.
The Pool is on the Roof.

[Eater of Clowns]

Hi there PD!

I've been dealing with general spaggotry, both Mine and THEIRS, for too long.

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 

Then, heard a radio show with Grant Morrison mentioning he was a chaos magician. Looked into chaos magic (wasn't sure about the MAJICKk side, although did like the idea of unstructured rules and changing, dropping, adapting systems and beliefs) which led me onto the principia discordia. There to BIP, which was helpful!

So, I've been lurkinghere for a while.

Some bars are gone, some are fucking hard to shift. And yes,

THERE IS NO HELP

but, that's alright, because I'm a Conscious Human BEing.

I'd like to contribute (I've got some  ) but sometimes the rug slips out from under.

Sometimes the rug slips

Sometimes the rug is pulled

The important thing is when you fall on your ass

You have a good laugh about it

Welcome to PD

[LMNO]

Hi there, new guy!

[Faust]

Depression/self examination/introspection/ (Also known as drinking a Fucking LOT of Whisky(still am)). 

That's really unhealthy. You need to cut out your introspection, it will ruin the Whisky.

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Hi Sung Low, I'm glad you decided to stop lurking.

[Sung Low]

Thanks for the welcome!

Sometimes the rug slips

Sometimes the rug is pulled

The important thing is when you fall on your ass

You have a good laugh about it

Welcome to PD

Indeed! Pesky rugs 

That's really unhealthy. You need to cut out your introspection, it will ruin the Whisky.

Hi Sung Low, I'm glad you decided to stop lurking.

Yeah, me too. Was starting to feel like a bit of a leech. Read a lot of stuff on here that's been helpful, outwith the BIP and Chao Te Ching, and just wanted to show some appreciation.

Finding this board was like washing up on a balmy caribbean island after a shipwreck.

Except the only other things that washed up were a tutu, a tam o' shanter, fifteen tubes of toothpaste and a pair of welly boots.

Fortunately, I'm a fucking handsome bastard. That shit looks good on me, but, I'm not so sure about those freaky looking crabs with the big fucking claws over there. I'd probably be fine, but they just keep staring at me.

[minuspace]

Put a kettle on, for the crabs

[LMNO]

Except the only other things that washed up were a tutu, a tam o' shanter, fifteen tubes of toothpaste and a pair of welly boots.

Fortunately, I'm a fucking handsome bastard. That shit looks good on me,

[Sung Low]

Except the only other things that washed up were a tutu, a tam o' shanter, fifteen tubes of toothpaste and a pair of welly boots.

Fortunately, I'm a fucking handsome bastard. That shit looks good on me,

I'd like to comply but, unfortunately, for the safety of the mortals, I had to seal the only copy in a lead casket and sink it to the bottom of the ocean.
That thing had powers.

[Junkenstein]

Please state character flaws and crippling neuroses.

Records must be kept.

[Sung Low]

For the records, then:

Inflated ego tethered by self doubt.

Being too known, in a city that seems to need something.

An rapacious libido, held in check by self control.

An over reliance on intoxicants (alcohol).

Character flaws, neuroses, or symptoms? I'm leaning towards the latter.