Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Don Coyote]

PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.

Love for us?  Who are you trying to kid, Bubba?  She calls us "Kibbles & Bits".  She dragged Kai into the sewer, and nobody's seen him since.  When's the last time you saw Payne?  She fed Richter to a pig.  Twice (first pig didn't make it).  Yeah, that's love.  I DIDN'T WANT TO FEED YOU YOUR OWN GUTS, BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT kinda love.

[Don Coyote]

PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.

Love for us?  Who are you trying to kid, Bubba?  She calls us "Kibbles & Bits".  She dragged Kai into the sewer, and nobody's seen him since.  When's the last time you saw Payne?  She fed Richter to a pig.  Twice (first pig didn't make it).  Yeah, that's love.  I DIDN'T WANT TO FEED YOU YOUR OWN GUTS, BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT kinda love.

We are incapable of understanding Her love for us. It is greater and sideways to our perceptions of purple and sharp.

[insideout]

hello!

I'm new here.  I'm not profound or wise.  I often figure out that what I think is clever, others yawn at.

Nevertheless, I may try to contribute occasionally if doing so seems entertaining.

[LMNO]

Hi new person!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Welcome aboard.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

PLEASE don't tell me what she is made of.

I worked very hard on forgetting.

Well, okay.

But she's full of angry bees.  Just saying.

Bees are but an illusionary figment of The Dark Empress' love for us. She allows it to be bees, so as to spare our minds, souls, and tender orifices that might be prone to prolapse.

Love for us?  Who are you trying to kid, Bubba?  She calls us "Kibbles & Bits".  She dragged Kai into the sewer, and nobody's seen him since.  When's the last time you saw Payne?  She fed Richter to a pig.  Twice (first pig didn't make it).  Yeah, that's love.  I DIDN'T WANT TO FEED YOU YOUR OWN GUTS, BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT kinda love.

The dinner scene in "Silence of the Lambs II" (or whatever they called it) was inspired by something Nigel did at OKCupid.
They toned it down quite a bit, though.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

hello!

I'm new here.  I'm not profound or wise.  I often figure out that what I think is clever, others yawn at.

Nevertheless, I may try to contribute occasionally if doing so seems entertaining.

I don't understand what to do with this one... it is already inside out.

[Aidian]

What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE. 

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE. 

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?

Oh hi! Cumin and garlic, please, it's chili season.

[Aidian]

What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE. 

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?

Oh hi! Cumin and garlic, please, it's chili season.

See, this is why I ask. I would have gone for a curry rub-down, and completely skewed the recipe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What is going on in here? I look away for ONE MINUTE. 

Short story shorter, hi. I'm likely to be the next sacrificial offering. What spices do you prefer I marinate myself in?

Oh hi! Cumin and garlic, please, it's chili season.

See, this is why I ask. I would have gone for a curry rub-down, and completely skewed the recipe.

Ohhh yeah. I did a coconut curry last night, and it was good, but I don't need any more curry for the rest of December.

[Patron Saint]

Do not be satisfied with the stories that have come before you.  Unfold your own myth. -Rumi

[Vincent]

Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please.