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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#60
July 25, 2012, 03:01:52 AM
Where is Nigel?  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

SexyFish

#61
July 25, 2012, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

clever hun but i'm a female (:
<3

Suu

#62
July 25, 2012, 03:04:28 AM
I am so glad we have more women around here.

My tits were getting lonely.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#63
July 25, 2012, 03:12:09 AM
*looks down*

I have two tits! <3
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Dark Monk

#64
July 25, 2012, 03:14:42 AM
Mine are flat :(
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#65
July 25, 2012, 06:09:26 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

clever hun but i'm a female (:

OMG ME TOO! GIRLS MAKE THE BEST TROLLS!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#66
July 25, 2012, 06:13:12 AM
BUMP
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#67
July 25, 2012, 06:13:47 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 03:04:28 AM
I am so glad we have more women around here.

My tits were getting lonely.

I know, what with the not having any women on the board!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#68
July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

Telarus

#69
July 25, 2012, 07:06:16 AM Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 10:38:47 AM by Telarus
Hi Emily.



Did you know that Miley Cyrus is a really real ("fo'realness") Discordian American Princess??



I know, I know, there are some silly crazy 'initiation' things to go through... but I think we might just have a candidate in you!

Please answer the following screening questions:

Are you willing to wear Lovecraftian cosplay in public? Are you O.K. working with animals (example: the Hounds of Tindalos)? Are you allergic to telepathic cats? Can you name any Henson production that did not involve "the Muppets"?

Please post your answers and then bury a pair of your unmentionables in your backyard ('Clean ones! Who do you are dealing with here?'), and one of our underground agents will get back to you shortly.

If everything checks out, we will enroll you in Course 101 - Introductory Quantum Tantra.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#70
July 25, 2012, 07:32:28 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

I miss things.

Nigel broke them for no reason.  And then she slapped me and called me a dirty little whore.

TDRR,
Dirty, dirty little whore.

1. They were IN MY WAY

2. I like them better broken

3. You dirty little whore.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#71
July 25, 2012, 07:33:08 AM
Quote from: The Payne on July 24, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
There is no point. It's why Nigel demands it.

It's why we can't have nice things. Or any things.

Also, I know what I like when I see it, and I like tea-stained.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Murmur

#72
July 25, 2012, 08:24:04 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

clever hun but i'm a female (:

Hey, babycakes... so am I.  :eek:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Anna Mae Bollocks

#73
July 25, 2012, 08:26:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
Welcome Emily.  Don't be surprised if talking about Justin Bieber and how you are a girl and pretty much nothing else will cause some regulars to mock and/or hound you during your time here.

Do not expect to have your own board made for you and be unable to post anywhere else, however.  We have that much going for us. :lol:

They made her a playpen over there?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Faust

#74
July 25, 2012, 09:11:13 AM
*scrolls to chapter one of introduction to trolling book, finds sexyfish*

....

*scrolls master techniques of trolling:Impersonating a lame troll, finds sexyfish*
Sleepless nights at the chateau
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