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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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#105
July 29, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Hello everyone!   :fnord:

My name is Justin. I'm 16. I'm American. I'm an ass-man but think breasts are still great.

I've been interested in the ideas that Discordianism expresses since before I knew about Discordianism. I first heard of it while researching the amazing man known as Robert Anton Wilson. His writings and ideas have had my attention for over a year now. I've been going insane for about 2 years now.

I had always assumed that Discordians were somewhat of a dying breed because I never heard anyone really talk about it. That was until I found PD.com. As soon as I found out about this forum, I had to join. I've been lurking for a few days now, and this is probably the funniest and smartest forum I've ever been on, and honestly, I'm kind of nervous. But, it seems to me like a lot of us have a very similar sense of humor.

I look forward to my time I'm going to spend here.
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#106
July 29, 2012, 08:56:58 PM
A veritable flood of noobs! Welcome! Pool is on the roof.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#107
July 29, 2012, 10:25:14 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on July 29, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Hello everyone!   :fnord:

My name is Justin. I'm 16. I'm American. I'm an ass-man but think breasts are still great.

I've been interested in the ideas that Discordianism expresses since before I knew about Discordianism. I first heard of it while researching the amazing man known as Robert Anton Wilson. His writings and ideas have had my attention for over a year now. I've been going insane for about 2 years now.

I had always assumed that Discordians were somewhat of a dying breed because I never heard anyone really talk about it. That was until I found PD.com. As soon as I found out about this forum, I had to join. I've been lurking for a few days now, and this is probably the funniest and smartest forum I've ever been on, and honestly, I'm kind of nervous. But, it seems to me like a lot of us have a very similar sense of humor.

I look forward to my time I'm going to spend here.

Hey there, new guy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

MMMW

#108
July 30, 2012, 12:58:58 AM
Howdy. I've already made a few weak contributions but I'm better at lurking. At first, I was kinda surprised about how regulated this forum was (even though it's not that regulated) but I appreciate those who save it from turning into a murky swamp of fnord.

A little about myself - I'm into filmmaking but I definitely don't have anything to brag about yet. Now that I've met Eris, my next film is going to be a train wreck. I keep changing my avatar and don't even know what MMMW means anymore. I'm one of those idiots, that don't even need to play dumb.

In brief, I'll try to help (mostly by shutting up) but don't expect much from me. Noob 4 lyfe!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#109
July 30, 2012, 03:22:01 AM
Quote from: MMMW on July 30, 2012, 12:58:58 AM
Howdy. I've already made a few weak contributions but I'm better at lurking. At first, I was kinda surprised about how regulated this forum was (even though it's not that regulated) but I appreciate those who save it from turning into a murky swamp of fnord.

A little about myself - I'm into filmmaking but I definitely don't have anything to brag about yet. Now that I've met Eris, my next film is going to be a train wreck. I keep changing my avatar and don't even know what MMMW means anymore. I'm one of those idiots, that don't even need to play dumb.

In brief, I'll try to help (mostly by shutting up) but don't expect much from me. Noob 4 lyfe!

hey there, new guy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#110
July 30, 2012, 05:30:11 AM
Hi, everybody.

We might get some pretty good ones out of this bunch. At least my FG sensors aren't going off, and I haven't seen any pinealizms or "LOOK AT ME IMMA RILLY REALZ WACKY DISCORDIAN!"

Welcome. Jump right in.  :)
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huh?

#111
July 30, 2012, 06:17:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 29, 2012, 09:07:02 AM
Quote from: huh? on July 29, 2012, 06:55:14 AM
Hello PD.

I am Huh, and I should probably lurk more. That's torn it I guess.

You've been lurking for I while haven't you?

I should think you're about ready for initiation.

Judging by what I've been reading here lately, I think I'll need to brush up on my writing skills, and read a whole bunch more first.

Thanks for your welcomes, not sure how much I'll be able to contribute myself at this stage but I'll have a go.

Freeky

#112
July 30, 2012, 08:28:46 AM
Awesome, loads of new people!  Hi everyone!

Placid Dingo

#113
July 30, 2012, 08:35:07 AM
Hey guys.

Don't stress too much about the quality. Jump in and spit something out, it's the only way to improve your stuff.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Freeky

#114
July 30, 2012, 09:11:12 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 30, 2012, 08:35:07 AM
Hey guys.

Don't stress too much about the quality. Jump in and spit something out, it's the only way to improve your stuff.

Yes, this.

The Good Reverend Roger

#115
July 30, 2012, 01:59:53 PM
ATTN:  New people

Subject:  :crankey:

That is all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#116
July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

The Good Reverend Roger

#117
July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#118
July 30, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.

That you are continuously in a tutu anyway, one crafted from your locks of flowing nether-hair?

The Good Reverend Roger

#119
July 30, 2012, 09:14:47 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 30, 2012, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
N00blings, the collection plate shall be passed round shortly. I ran out of beer and I am fucking thirsty. Contribute generously, for your soul does hang in the balance.

Also, I hate you all, and wish you miserable and short careers on this forum, an inability to ever post anywhere else without fearing that the guy you are posting at is actually Roger in a tutu, and permanant sideways erections.

That is all.

You're omitting an even more hideous possibility.

That you are continuously in a tutu anyway, one crafted from your locks of flowing nether-hair?

That, and the fact that if I WAS wearing a tutu, two things would be self-evident:

1.  You wouldn't be able to see it, and

2.  It would be by now a permanent fixture, having fossilized in place with ancient scrotal sweat and vindaloo farts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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