Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Chaser]

Do many muzzas reside in this land of Lord Newman?

[Placid Dingo]

I had to look it up. Sounds like a Melbourne thing.

But as far as bogans with massive disposable income go, I live in a mining town, so you can do the math there.

[Chaser]

OH RIGHT NEWMAN IS QLD PREMIER DURRR. I'm quick on the uptake like that.

I should go mine in WA for a year or something. $$$$$

[Wildberry™]

Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?

[Eater of Clowns]

Wait a second, this seems familiar.

GUYS I THINK IT'S DARUKO

[Cain]

 

[Faust]

Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?

College season must be back.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Freeky]

Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?

Waitaminnit...


Fuck.  Someone let Iason back on here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hi. Thanks for having me.  I'm looking for someone, my uncle Enrico, has anybody seen him?

Waitaminnit...


Fuck.  Someone let Iason back on here.

[Internet Jesus]

My name is Internet Jesus.  Roger lured me here with promises of anal and puppies.

[Freeky]

My name is Internet Jesus.  Roger lured me here with promises of anal and puppies.

He must like you, he never offers anyone else puppies.

[Internet Jesus]

I drive a hard bargain, and he said he was up against Sasquatch rape. Not wanting to see my friend's rusty wagon wheel stretched out to unusable dimensions, I settled.

In retrospect I suppose I could have gotten him to throw in a set of Cutco Knives, too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I drive a hard bargain, and he said he was up against Sasquatch rape. Not wanting to see my friend's rusty wagon wheel stretched out to unusable dimensions, I settled.

In retrospect I suppose I could have gotten him to throw in a set of Cutco Knives, too.

You haven't met Nigel.  She's BAD.  And WRONG.

[Internet Jesus]

Trust me, buddy, I feel your pain.  And I don't want you losing your ability to make money either.  That's why I'm here to stop the bad touching.

At least until Nigel gives me $50.  Fuck it, I'll take $25 if I can masturbate in the corner while watching.