Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Trust me, buddy, I feel your pain.  And I don't want you losing your ability to make money either.  That's why I'm here to stop the bad touching.

At least until Nigel gives me $50.  Fuck it, I'll take $25 if I can masturbate in the corner while watching.

This one fits in so much better than the other noobs!

[Internet Jesus]

That's only because I'm four beers and two bowls in.  Give me a chance to post when I'm not buzzed, I'll be just as big a pain in the ass.

[Freeky]

This new one fills me with glee
I luffles him.

[Internet Jesus]

Your only saying that to get access to my back info and vital fluids.

[Freeky]

I do love a shapely back, and I wouldn't object to swapping bodily fluids as long as they are properly contained.

[Internet Jesus]

Fuck that should have been Bank info.

Goddamned autocorrect, ruining my efforts at comedy since 2009.

[Freeky]

No take backsies, you already offered back pics at least.

[Internet Jesus]

Go to the fridge.  Get out a pack of hotdogs.  You are now looking at an accurate representation of my back, minus that random strand or hair and backne.  Fap away.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Go to the fridge.  Get out a pack of hotdogs.  You are now looking at an accurate representation of my back, minus that random strand or hair and backne.  Fap away.

[Signora Pæsior]

Go to the fridge.  Get out a pack of hotdogs.  You are now looking at an accurate representation of my back, minus that random strand or hair and backne.  Fap away.

So aroused right now.

[Internet Jesus]

Well yeah, that's why you have the hotdogs.  You can do something about the arousal now. Do I have to explain everything?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Trust me, buddy, I feel your pain.  And I don't want you losing your ability to make money either.  That's why I'm here to stop the bad touching.

At least until Nigel gives me $50.  Fuck it, I'll take $25 if I can masturbate in the corner while watching.

HEY!  Put my bit down and back away slowly!

[Luna]

Oh, we're keeping this one.   

He can have puppies, AND kittens, as long as he promises to either not tell us what he's doing with them, or post pics.  Whichever.

[Internet Jesus]

You should probably wait until I pop off on this and that before you decide to keep me guys.  Just because I can write well doesn't mean I'm not a sociopathic asshole with utterly pedestrian views.

[LMNO]

Sounds like you'll fit right in.

But just to make sure, let me know what you think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0