Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You should probably wait until I pop off on this and that before you decide to keep me guys.  Just because I can write well doesn't mean I'm not a sociopathic asshole with utterly pedestrian views.

I'm guessing you're not a sociopathic asshole with utterly pedestrian views because Castro there seems to think pretty highly of you, and his reaction to sociopathic assholes with pedestrian views tends to include a different kind of "liking".

So yeah, congrats on the street cred.

[Internet Jesus]

He only thinks that way because he wants to get into my pants.

Which you all should want.  My pants are quite comfy.

[Don Coyote]

He only thinks that way because he wants to get into my pants.

Which you all should want.  My pants are quite comfy.

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

PANTS ARE THE DEVIL!!

PANTS ARE A TOOL OF THE MAN TO KEEP MEN DOWN!!!

MY BITS ARE BEING SMASHED!!!

[Internet Jesus]

Stop wearing cheap hotel pants (No ballroom).

Alternatively you could wear your pants like all the hippity Hop youths do these days.  Bonus points for doing it while going commando at the same time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

[LMNO]

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

REAL JEANS NOT THAT STRETCH DENIM SHIT. HARD.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

[Internet Jesus]

Sounds like you'll fit right in.

But just to make sure, let me know what you think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

I missed this earlier, my apologies.  But I'm afraid I'm going to have to call bullshit.  They might have been able to pull off being Bears if they didn't have shots of them topless. A bear is not just a dude with a goatee, goddammit.

I mean, either commit to the joke or don't fucking make it.

[Telarus]

I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

[Don Coyote]

I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

I have decided that trousers are Satanic.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am in the market for some new pants. For the time being, I am relegated to the indignity of softpants, but in time my leaking manmade orifice will seal itself and I will return to the glory of HARD PANTS.

I am thinking that my HARD PANTS REVOLUTION will consist of black jeans that can be worn tucked into boots.

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

I am very supportive of the HARD PANTS REVOLUTION.  Do you have a newsletter I may sign up for?

BRB

Here ya go: http://www.facebook.com/groups/hardpants/

I have decided that trousers are Satanic.

MY NEMESIS!

(This is quite appropriate, as my former Nemesis left and just hangs out on Facebook now.)

[LMNO]

In a related note, every so often my FB will remind me about the glory that once was the Fingerbox.  It makes me smile.