Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Giant(G)Land]

I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.

I posted in a drug thread once, and they came and took my family away.  Not just my kids, my whole fucking family.  Cousins, aunts, uncles, everything.  They say I can have them back when the foster parents are done beating the shit out of them.

Jeez... I hope the both of you are keeping the FAITH. I feel you (is that cool?) I once posted in the Hidden Science/ Advanced Technology/ Top Secret section on the David Icke forums and ever since then all of friends, relatives, and ex-girlfriends (ALL of them) conspire at the nearest Double Tree where (I suspect) they are making jokes at my expense. With only the WORST intentions of course. . .

I also have developed a mild case of HPPD   see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hppd

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.

I posted in a drug thread once, and they came and took my family away.  Not just my kids, my whole fucking family.  Cousins, aunts, uncles, everything.  They say I can have them back when the foster parents are done beating the shit out of them.

Jeez... I hope the both of you are keeping the FAITH. I feel you (is that cool?) I once posted in the Hidden Science/ Advanced Technology/ Top Secret section on the David Icke forums and ever since then all of friends, relatives, and ex-girlfriends (ALL of them) conspire at the nearest Double Tree where (I suspect) they are making jokes at my expense. With only the WORST intentions of course. . .

I also have developed a mild case of HPPD   see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hppd

Well, that will teach you, won't it?

[EK WAFFLR]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

[EK WAFFLR]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HEY THERE NEW GUY. TALK TO ME.

[EK WAFFLR]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.

Anyone can do the Arizona Two Step.

And one day, everyone will.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.

Anyone can do the Arizona Two Step.

And one day, everyone will.

STEP TOGETHER STEP BACK TAP BACK

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Warned you about those parties.

I never, ever listen, do I? I need to be punished. Severely.

Not sure how much good that would do.  I mean, random body part replacement hasn't curtailed your asshattery, so I'm not sure if the Arizona Two Step would help at all.

Perhaps not, but golly, is it fun!

Yeah, when we make people do it, they never stop.

To be honest,  don't know what an Arizona Two Step is, and I've never been a good dancer. Enthusiastic dancer, on the other hand.

Anyone can do the Arizona Two Step.

And one day, everyone will.

STEP TOGETHER STEP BACK TAP BACK

That is bogus.  There are more than two steps in that.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, it's true.  The proper Arizona Two Step only has TWO STEPS.  And they AREN'T REPEATED.  One step, two step, DONE, and you won't even make the front page the next day.

[Giant(G)Land]

HEY THERE NEW GUY. TALK TO ME.

Wow, an exclusive invitation

Do you think it's a good idea to have my laptop "talk" to me using the text to speech function?
Maybe read some PDF books (like Law: A Very Short Introduction for example?)
Perhaps do this daily since I am grossly (and becoming incrementally) illiterate...

your answer is more important to me than that of some guy that eats babies. . .no offense to the Waffleman

THANKS

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This one is bad.  I can smell it.