Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

[Payne]

Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.

[Payne]

Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.

It works very well with the rest of your sig.

[Payne]

Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.

It works very well with the rest of your sig.

Oh and I only just know figured out where I got "Gamete" from.

I too require a a new Holy Name^TM.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyone who is new and is thinking "Who the fuck is this Payne guy? This short statured little Scotsman all up in my grill?":

I am the Aleph and the Tav. I am the first sip of that sweet sweet liquor and the very bottom dregs of the bottle you swill down your neck, hair of the dog style, to get you through another Wednesday morning hangover. I am the papercut under your fingernail. I am the embarrassment you feel when you forget that there aren't as many steps as you thought and you take an Armstrongesque giant leap into the mezzanine of your favourite department store but aren't suave enough to look like you did it deliberately.

I know from your very first words whether you are destined for greatness or mere WOMP fodder. I can see from the pixels in your signature if you are One Of Them. I have access to the Secret Smilies of this Forum and WILL use them as a measure of last resort should you turn out to be an unreconstructed wanker.

I was here to bear witness to the Prophets AKK, Babylon Horuv, Lamanite and FictionPuss. I know their words and wisdom and will pass in forward unto you.

I was here before Tao/EvT (in spirit) and shall be here when The Mgt RISES UP!

So yes. Tell me how kooky you are. How original and weird you are. If you're lucky I'll let you look into my rectum where I have tattooed all of My Good Reverends fondest parables.

Give me a new Holy Name™, you bastard.

Requisitioned Gamete Imploder

DONE.

It works very well with the rest of your sig.

Oh and I only just know figured out where I got "Gamete" from.

I too require a a new Holy Name^TM.

Bowel-Shattering Deathbag of Monstrously Amorous Intent.

[carnival]

HI.

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.

[Eater of Clowns]

HI.

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.

THEN ALL THE PEOPLE WHAT?   

Welcome to PD!

[carnival]

THEN ALL THE PEOPLE WHAT?   

Welcome to PD!

Became clowns.

*<|:o)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey there, new guy!

[Payne]

I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

[carnival]

I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.

[Payne]

I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.

Rubber Soul > Revolver

[carnival]

Rubber Soul > Revolver

[Payne]

Rubber Soul is HIMEOBS approved, Ad Justiam Magnum.

"Drive My Car" May as well be "Drive My Short Bus", and tracks like "Think For Yourself" and "Nowhere Man" are simply outstanding, from a Discordian point of view.