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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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carnival

#735
November 05, 2013, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 10:26:54 AM
Rubber Soul is HIMEOBS approved, Ad Justiam Magnum.

"Drive My Car" May as well be "Drive My Short Bus", and tracks like "Think For Yourself" and "Nowhere Man" are simply outstanding, from a Discordian point of view.

While that may be true, you're still wrong.

P3nT4gR4m

#736
November 05, 2013, 10:39:53 AM
Fuck the beatles. Fuck them using new people as live-dildoes  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#737
November 05, 2013, 10:40:39 AM
You're both fucking heathens.

This is why I hate new people.

P3nT4gR4m

#738
November 05, 2013, 10:51:49 AM
I'm not a new person. I demand you hate me, too. Otherwise it's a case of least-favouritism and I'll see you in court  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

carnival

#739
November 05, 2013, 10:55:10 AM
:argh!:

Payne

#740
November 05, 2013, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 10:51:49 AM
I'm not a new person. I demand you hate me, too. Otherwise it's a case of least-favouritism and I'll see you in court  :argh!:

I hate you for entirely different reasons. And you know this.

I find new reasons to hate you every goddamn day.

Faust

#741
November 05, 2013, 11:25:47 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 05, 2013, 10:00:44 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
I hate new people.

Why do they come here? What do they want from me?

Revolver > Sgt Peppers.

Dems fightin words
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Payne

#743
November 05, 2013, 11:37:16 AM
OOps!

P3nT4gR4m

#744
November 05, 2013, 11:38:12 AM
We need a new facepalm emote and I'd like it to be my palm and Payne's face  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#745
November 05, 2013, 11:39:02 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 11:38:12 AM
We need a new facepalm emote and I'd like it to be my palm and Payne's face  :evil:

We can make a really real one of those next time I'm back in the Mother Country P3nT. It may now be necessary.

P3nT4gR4m

#746
November 05, 2013, 12:00:46 PM
You and I both know that's never going to happen. We'll meet up with the best intentions and then proceed directly to getting shitfaced and forgetting all about ALL THE THINGS. Like we usually do. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#747
November 05, 2013, 12:31:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2013, 12:00:46 PM
You and I both know that's never going to happen. We'll meet up with the best intentions and then proceed directly to getting shitfaced and forgetting all about ALL THE THINGS. Like we usually do. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

Getting fucked up on the booze and hitting me in the face are seldom mutually exclusive.

You've just been exceedingly polite on previous occasions. Damned civilised, even.

P3nT4gR4m

#748
November 05, 2013, 12:59:57 PM
All part of the 2 stage plan. First earn their trust then convince them climbing the scaffold is a good idea :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#749
November 05, 2013, 01:26:41 PM
Quote from: carnival on November 05, 2013, 02:35:37 AM
HI.

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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