Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

It is a close call, but I think you are, Roger.

Says my stalker.   

[Dildo Argentino]

Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

[LMNO]

Right Man syndrome?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   

[Reginald Ret]

Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   

Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   

Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.

Imagine what being his kid must be like.

[Reginald Ret]

Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   

Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.

Imagine what being his kid must be like.

"I'm sorry little Timmy, but I won't chase the scary man away. I don't care that he isn't wearing anything under his raincoat and is alway touching himself down there, there must be reason he followed you home from the playground."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yep. He stalks you for a reason.

You're a lunatic.   

Oh wow.
I already thought holist wasn't exactly sane but that crosses a line.

Imagine what being his kid must be like.

"I'm sorry little Timmy, but I won't chase the scary man away. I don't care that he isn't wearing anything under his raincoat and is alway touching himself down there, there must be reason he followed you home from the playground."

[Auscultare of the Fatigue]

I'm Brendan. I'm young. Been fucked over a lot. I smoke a lot of cigarettes.

A few nights ago I couldn't get my hands on any smokes (really, was entirely to lazy to go to the store) so I asked my next door neighbor to give me some of his. He told me he ran out and gave me this weird blue-ish, fuzzy leaf instead. I put that in my pipe and smoke it (ha).

I strange visions of grandeur and scheme hatchery until somehow I ended up on the Wikipedia page for:



After scores and scores of links, I stopped on one. It just happened to be for the Discordian "philosophy/religion". I closed it immediately and threw my computer into an incinerator, wishing to free myself of the smut and trash I had just seen.

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

One registration and two emails later, here I am with many, many, many regrets.

[Faust]

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

It's a feature not a bug.

[Eater of Clowns]

We have a very attractive regret splitting program in order to double your capacity and increase your regret profit.

Welcome to PD.

[hooplala]

here I am with many, many, many regrets.

There's more where that came from.

[Auscultare of the Fatigue]

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

It's a feature not a bug.

??

We have a very attractive regret splitting program in order to double your capacity and increase your regret profit.

Welcome to PD.

Absolutely fantastic, exactly what I was looking for. 

here I am with many, many, many regrets.

There's more where that came from.

Dear Eris I hope so.

[Pæs]

I strange visions of grandeur and scheme hatchery until somehow I ended up on the Wikipedia page for:

Who is that?

threw my computer into an incinerator

typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

Which search bar? Your computer is in the incinerator. This entire story sounds fishy.

[Faust]

I was on the verge of scooping my eyeballs out with my dirty ashtray when a goddess like figure appeared to me. She bent over my desk and typed www.principiadiscordia.com into my search bar.

It's a feature not a bug.

??

Strange apparitions of women when trying to access the site. We were on a budget so we bought some second hand servers from the event horizon.