Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[popeluvicasksc]

Alright, I'm here.

I'm already bored by you. Was there ever a time where it was possible for you not to charge in and establish an antagonistic relationship with this board?

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response. I suppose this is how folks here filter out the undesirables or whatever. Well I'm not going anywhere simply because we've gotten off on the wrong foot.

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

[minuspace]

Alright, I'm here.

I'm already bored by you. Was there ever a time where it was possible for you not to charge in and establish an antagonistic relationship with this board?

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response. I suppose this is how folks here filter out the undesirables or whatever. Well I'm not going anywhere simply because we've gotten off on the wrong foot.

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Zenti, staie morto carmelo ke x n'po te trollano finke nun te diverti pure te

[LMNO]

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

OK, that didn't suck.  Hey there, new person!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

[popeluvicasksc]

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Alright, I'm here.

I'm already bored by you. Was there ever a time where it was possible for you not to charge in and establish an antagonistic relationship with this board?

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response. I suppose this is how folks here filter out the undesirables or whatever. Well I'm not going anywhere simply because we've gotten off on the wrong foot.

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Hey there, new guy.

Have you ever seen anyone get divorced?

Have you ever made the mistake of making light of it to their faces?

Hopefully you know not to do that now.

[Wisa1]

damn I almost forgot about this shithole then some fucking brainworm sends me back and it seems I'm already old news.
Still I will sleep soundly tonight knowing I gleaned a better response than popolcak and yes I will be back.

2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

It is a close call, but I think you are, Roger.

close my arse! If your board is dead maybe you should have been using this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OamSxXx9MQ

According to Spector this image is false, it was just the light playing tricks

[minuspace]

damn I almost forgot about this shithole then some fucking brainworm sends me back and it seems I'm already old news.
Still I will sleep soundly tonight knowing I gleaned a better response than popolcak and yes I will be back.

2)  Showing up and taking a swing at me first thing never gets old and boring.  Not even after 10 years of it.  No, it's FRESH and NEW.  By which I mean, I don't know who is more pathetic...Me for sticking around on a dead fucking board, or you for trolling it.

It is a close call, but I think you are, Roger.

close my arse! If your board is dead maybe you should have been using this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OamSxXx9MQ

According to Spector this image is false, it was just the light playing tricks

Factoring that your signature results:
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

[Reginald Ret]

There is only one of me, the rest of your regrets are pale shadows mimicking true .
Payne, the only reason i seem tall when i cross the divide into your world is that we have different natural laws here. Didn't you ever wonder why changing yards to meters does horrible things to your architecture? Those two dimensions are perpendicular to each other.

[Wisa1]

Factoring that your signature results:
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

I feel so naked. Is that a good thing?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.

Please don't be yet another assburgers.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.

Please don't be yet another assburgers.

It's all assburgers this year.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Oh god i just noticed that mufasa's outline looks like a giant dick in that photo

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Apparently that's a physical impossibility. Even the most innocuous of statements seems to enrage the locals. I'm really not trying to antagonize anyone. I made one joke, not even a harsh one, and since that point every post that I've commented on has drawn a negative response.

So you've got this friend, right?  Known him for years.  But then there's a serious argument.  Real bad blood.  The friend comes around to state his case, but there's some giggling idiot standing there making light of what you and your erstwhile friend say.

How the fuck did you not expect the result?  Action/reaction.  Jesus H Christ.  How the FUCK did you EXPECT the universe to behave?

Here goes:
Hello fellow sentient beings and others. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm sure that in time we can grow to appreciate one another or perhaps this will all end in a murder/suicide. You can never be too sure about these things. I apologize if my initial entrance into this forum was a bit rocky. I'm really not a bad guy, in my opinion.

Better.

I guess I just didn't realize how personal and heated a debate it was. You see these kind of disagreements on forums all the time. Sorry for the rudeness. It wasn't intentional, more like a faux pas.

Please don't be yet another assburgers.

It's all assburgers this year.

Assburgers are the new black.