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Started by EK WAFFLR, July 19, 2012, 08:39:16 AM

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EK WAFFLR

July 19, 2012, 08:39:16 AM
Nice to meet you, Waffles. How are you? Iron-y as usual, I presume?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

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July 19, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.

Why can't you americans conform to European time zones?  :argh!:
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#2
July 19, 2012, 08:56:13 AM
What are you doing up this ungodly hour? Don't you know it's DAYTIME where you are?
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EK WAFFLR

#3
July 19, 2012, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 08:56:13 AM
What are you doing up this ungodly hour? Don't you know it's DAYTIME where you are?

I blame society.
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#4
July 19, 2012, 12:19:10 PM
Barring the half hour I've mentioned ad nauseam this morning, I've now been awake for twenty nine hours. And I'm supposed to get drunk tonight. This cannot but end well.

Did I mention that I had to bring my uke and a melodica in case the computer I'm supposed to use at the gig goes kaboom?
Jesus Christ, this is either going to be absolutely, utterly, horribly shite, or completely, enourmously grubbingly awesome.
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July 19, 2012, 12:39:37 PM
GOOD MORNING WAFFLES

IT IS FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING MY TIME

WHY AM I AWAKE?
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July 19, 2012, 02:32:51 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.

Why can't you americans conform to European time zones?  :argh!:

Because ALL Time is TUCSON Time.

Your clocks are defective.
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July 19, 2012, 02:44:09 PM
Honestly, I wouldn't mind conforming to GMT, but the problem with that is even I get pretty cranky if I'm up til 5 am.
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Suu

#8
July 19, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
It's lunch time in Providence now, Waffles.
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EK WAFFLR

#9
July 19, 2012, 05:35:35 PM
It's beer time in Trondheim now. Beer and pizza and good friends I haven't seen in years. Also, I have had a three hour nap.

I STILL WANT A CONFORMIST EARTH WHERE EVERYONE IS AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME
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#10
July 19, 2012, 05:58:41 PM
I had leftover Boro Wot. Because my intestines want to die.
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EK WAFFLR

#11
July 19, 2012, 06:03:57 PM
What is Boro Wot? It sounds like the inspiration for a certain Johnny Cash tune.
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Telarus

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July 19, 2012, 06:05:22 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 05:35:35 PM
It's beer time in Trondheim now. Beer and pizza and good friends I haven't seen in years. Also, I have had a three hour nap.

I STILL WANT A CONFORMIST EARTH WHERE EVERYONE IS AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME

Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has retarded your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST?
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EK WAFFLR

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July 19, 2012, 06:19:48 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 19, 2012, 06:05:22 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 05:35:35 PM
It's beer time in Trondheim now. Beer and pizza and good friends I haven't seen in years. Also, I have had a three hour nap.

I STILL WANT A CONFORMIST EARTH WHERE EVERYONE IS AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME

Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has retarded your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST?

:lulz:

I have absolutely no idea what that means, but it's going into the lyrics for Saturday's show.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Suu

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July 19, 2012, 06:25:12 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:03:57 PM
What is Boro Wot? It sounds like the inspiration for a certain Johnny Cash tune.

Ridiculously peppery Ethiopian chicken dish. It's fantastic cold from the fridge. :)
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