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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 22, 2012, 03:44:04 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

http://www.portlandoregon.gov/water/article/405471

Last time this happened, it was because some wise guy decided to drown in the reservoir.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Ugh, I hate boil notices.   :sad:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

They happened all the time in Oakland, usually for pretty innocuous reasons. When it happens here, it's usually because of a corpse.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

This is the first I've heard of a boil water notice.
It figures TX couldn't care less if we drink corpse water, but we didn't get them in Mass, either.  :?
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Phox

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 07:01:43 PM
This is the first I've heard of a boil water notice.
It figures TX couldn't care less if we drink corpse water, but we didn't get them in Mass, either.  :?
In most places they are rare occurrences. 'Round here they happen frequently enough, but I chalk it up to the Ohio-Mississippi confluence, proximity to crops grown for purposes other than human consumption, and generally sloppy fucking maintenance, when they don't give an actual reason.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I don't know if anyone remembers my story series that I had to stop writing because it started to creep me out, but the contaminated reservoir is reservoir #3.  :lulz:



Portland has a weirdly intimate relationship with its reservoirs. All of them are on forested hills, in recreation areas.

We love them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Every once in a while, someone will get the idea that it's clever to climb the fence and go for a dip, it somehow failing to occur to them that there's no way OUT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Until last night I had no idea what a boil notice was.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Anna Mae Bollocks

It's a beautiful area.

The woodsy parts of the Pacific Northwest gave me a weird vibe. People being generally more tolerant there (which is a GOOD thing), I saw a lot of little camps and weird people roughing it. Harmless winos and fruit pickers mostly, but some were nuts. I had one guy staring holes in my eyes telling me he had "power" and he could "make me do his will". A Manson wannabe? I told him to STFU.  :lol: Still, I could never quite relax in these areas knowing they were kind of hidden, isolated and chock-full-o-nuts. Odds are you'd eventually bump into the wrong person.  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 07:44:42 PM
It's a beautiful area.

The woodsy parts of the Pacific Northwest gave me a weird vibe. People being generally more tolerant there (which is a GOOD thing), I saw a lot of little camps and weird people roughing it. Harmless winos and fruit pickers mostly, but some were nuts. I had one guy staring holes in my eyes telling me he had "power" and he could "make me do his will". A Manson wannabe? I told him to STFU.  :lol: Still, I could never quite relax in these areas knowing they were kind of hidden, isolated and chock-full-o-nuts. Odds are you'd eventually bump into the wrong person.  :x

There's a local professor who writes books about those weirdos.

Good books, too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 08:30:48 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 07:44:42 PM
It's a beautiful area.

The woodsy parts of the Pacific Northwest gave me a weird vibe. People being generally more tolerant there (which is a GOOD thing), I saw a lot of little camps and weird people roughing it. Harmless winos and fruit pickers mostly, but some were nuts. I had one guy staring holes in my eyes telling me he had "power" and he could "make me do his will". A Manson wannabe? I told him to STFU.  :lol: Still, I could never quite relax in these areas knowing they were kind of hidden, isolated and chock-full-o-nuts. Odds are you'd eventually bump into the wrong person.  :x

There's a local professor who writes books about those weirdos.

Good books, too.

Oooooh...name? Titles?  :)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 08:52:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 08:30:48 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 07:44:42 PM
It's a beautiful area.

The woodsy parts of the Pacific Northwest gave me a weird vibe. People being generally more tolerant there (which is a GOOD thing), I saw a lot of little camps and weird people roughing it. Harmless winos and fruit pickers mostly, but some were nuts. I had one guy staring holes in my eyes telling me he had "power" and he could "make me do his will". A Manson wannabe? I told him to STFU.  :lol: Still, I could never quite relax in these areas knowing they were kind of hidden, isolated and chock-full-o-nuts. Odds are you'd eventually bump into the wrong person.  :x

There's a local professor who writes books about those weirdos.

Good books, too.

Oooooh...name? Titles?  :)

Peter Rock; he wrote My Abandonment, The Unsettling, The Shelter Cycle.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Since I've lived in Providence, we only had a boil notice ONCE, and that's when the Woonasquatucket River, which feeds into the Scituate Reservoir, somehow got contaminated with e. coli even though it goes nowhere near farmland. I was one of the first people to get sick. That was the year I lost almost 20lbs in 2 weeks. Good times...

Other than that, Providence is known and noted for some of the best tap water in the nation for drinking. I'm seriously spoiled now and can taste a HUGE difference in other places.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Good tap water really is a blessing. Portland's is very good if you're on the Bull Run side; not so much on the other side of the hills.

Olympia had some of the best drinking water in the country when I was a kid, so when I moved back here after living there it was hard to adjust.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 10:43:12 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 08:52:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 08:30:48 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 07:44:42 PM
It's a beautiful area.

The woodsy parts of the Pacific Northwest gave me a weird vibe. People being generally more tolerant there (which is a GOOD thing), I saw a lot of little camps and weird people roughing it. Harmless winos and fruit pickers mostly, but some were nuts. I had one guy staring holes in my eyes telling me he had "power" and he could "make me do his will". A Manson wannabe? I told him to STFU.  :lol: Still, I could never quite relax in these areas knowing they were kind of hidden, isolated and chock-full-o-nuts. Odds are you'd eventually bump into the wrong person.  :x

There's a local professor who writes books about those weirdos.

Good books, too.

Oooooh...name? Titles?  :)

Peter Rock; he wrote My Abandonment, The Unsettling, The Shelter Cycle.

Danke!  8)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division