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[The Good Reverend Roger]

Any common thief can steal your wallet and stick a knife in your kidney but only AMERICA can rob you blind and make you proud of being better than all the other knifing victims because you've pissed more blood.

Or:  Only AMERICA can get you to PAY to LINE UP to be stabbed and robbed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Any damn fool can rise in rebellion, but it takes LMNO in platform shoes to make it look good.  Any fool with a decent sense of balance can cook on a storm-tossed ship, but only ECH can do so and make you throw away your creme brule some spag made on land.  Any idiot can be an idiot, but only PAYNE can save your miserable soul while at the same time drunkenly falling down the stairs. 

Millions of morons can kill their neighbors with the jawbone of an ass, but only Nigel comes equiped with a jawbone in her ass.  Pick a name out of the phone book, and that person can bend a spoon with their mind, but only PHOX can bend her mind with a spoon.  There are any number of college twerps who can organize a flash mob, but only THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER would flash a mob.

Any jackass can sack Rome, and most did...But only SUU can carry the sack afterward.  Any half-way competent medium can tell you the future, but only HIRLEY0 IS the future.  Millions of Americans can park, but only EOC can park badly. 

When it comes to doin' it wrong, we do it right.  Personal relationships?  Covered...Horrible and public relationship drama is - unfortunately - a PD staple.  Careers?  Oh, yeah.  Most people here either change jobs like most people change their socks, or stay for years in a job they HATE.

I'm not passing judgement or anything.  I'm just telling it like it is.  So shut up.       

THIS is the goddamn TRUTH.

The thing about MY Discordia is that I like my Saviors, Holy Men and Messiahs to be a little... too human.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Any damn fool can rise in rebellion, but it takes LMNO in platform shoes to make it look good.  Any fool with a decent sense of balance can cook on a storm-tossed ship, but only ECH can do so and make you throw away your creme brule some spag made on land.  Any idiot can be an idiot, but only PAYNE can save your miserable soul while at the same time drunkenly falling down the stairs. 

Millions of morons can kill their neighbors with the jawbone of an ass, but only Nigel comes equiped with a jawbone in her ass.  Pick a name out of the phone book, and that person can bend a spoon with their mind, but only PHOX can bend her mind with a spoon.  There are any number of college twerps who can organize a flash mob, but only THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER would flash a mob.

Any jackass can sack Rome, and most did...But only SUU can carry the sack afterward.  Any half-way competent medium can tell you the future, but only HIRLEY0 IS the future.  Millions of Americans can park, but only EOC can park badly. 

When it comes to doin' it wrong, we do it right.  Personal relationships?  Covered...Horrible and public relationship drama is - unfortunately - a PD staple.  Careers?  Oh, yeah.  Most people here either change jobs like most people change their socks, or stay for years in a job they HATE.

I'm not passing judgement or anything.  I'm just telling it like it is.  So shut up.       

THIS is the goddamn TRUTH.

The thing about MY Discordia is that I like my Saviors, Holy Men and Messiahs to be a little... too human.

"Drop your pants and roll in your mistakes."
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Any damn fool can rise in rebellion, but it takes LMNO in platform shoes to make it look good.  Any fool with a decent sense of balance can cook on a storm-tossed ship, but only ECH can do so and make you throw away your creme brule some spag made on land.  Any idiot can be an idiot, but only PAYNE can save your miserable soul while at the same time drunkenly falling down the stairs. 

Millions of morons can kill their neighbors with the jawbone of an ass, but only Nigel comes equiped with a jawbone in her ass.  Pick a name out of the phone book, and that person can bend a spoon with their mind, but only PHOX can bend her mind with a spoon.  There are any number of college twerps who can organize a flash mob, but only THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER would flash a mob.

Any jackass can sack Rome, and most did...But only SUU can carry the sack afterward.  Any half-way competent medium can tell you the future, but only HIRLEY0 IS the future.  Millions of Americans can park, but only EOC can park badly. 

When it comes to doin' it wrong, we do it right.  Personal relationships?  Covered...Horrible and public relationship drama is - unfortunately - a PD staple.  Careers?  Oh, yeah.  Most people here either change jobs like most people change their socks, or stay for years in a job they HATE.

I'm not passing judgement or anything.  I'm just telling it like it is.  So shut up.       

THIS is the goddamn TRUTH.

The thing about MY Discordia is that I like my Saviors, Holy Men and Messiahs to be a little... too human.

"Drop your pants and roll in your mistakes."
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

I want to be able to look at my heroes and say "Fuck all, if that guy can pull this "Holy" shit off, SO CAN I".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Any damn fool can rise in rebellion, but it takes LMNO in platform shoes to make it look good.  Any fool with a decent sense of balance can cook on a storm-tossed ship, but only ECH can do so and make you throw away your creme brule some spag made on land.  Any idiot can be an idiot, but only PAYNE can save your miserable soul while at the same time drunkenly falling down the stairs. 

Millions of morons can kill their neighbors with the jawbone of an ass, but only Nigel comes equiped with a jawbone in her ass.  Pick a name out of the phone book, and that person can bend a spoon with their mind, but only PHOX can bend her mind with a spoon.  There are any number of college twerps who can organize a flash mob, but only THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER would flash a mob.

Any jackass can sack Rome, and most did...But only SUU can carry the sack afterward.  Any half-way competent medium can tell you the future, but only HIRLEY0 IS the future.  Millions of Americans can park, but only EOC can park badly. 

When it comes to doin' it wrong, we do it right.  Personal relationships?  Covered...Horrible and public relationship drama is - unfortunately - a PD staple.  Careers?  Oh, yeah.  Most people here either change jobs like most people change their socks, or stay for years in a job they HATE.

I'm not passing judgement or anything.  I'm just telling it like it is.  So shut up.       

THIS is the goddamn TRUTH.

The thing about MY Discordia is that I like my Saviors, Holy Men and Messiahs to be a little... too human.

"Drop your pants and roll in your mistakes."
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

I want to be able to look at my heroes and say "Fuck all, if that guy can pull this "Holy" shit off, SO CAN I".

Precisely.  Sainthood for the masses!  Every dad a Constantine and every mom a Hilda!  And all the auto-de-fe's you can stand!