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Re: Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.
« Reply #135 on: July 25, 2012, 04:24:12 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.
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« Reply #136 on: July 25, 2012, 04:56:28 pm »
HAH!

Wolfie stepped in and ran back out.  Again.

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« Reply #137 on: July 25, 2012, 04:58:37 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.

So the pope could be a homosexual satanist who possesses magical powers and nobody would bat a eyelid?

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« Reply #138 on: July 25, 2012, 04:59:41 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.

So the pope could be a homosexual satanist who possesses magical powers and nobody would bat a eyelid?

Yes.

And then all the other Catholics would have to jump on the bus with him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #139 on: July 25, 2012, 05:02:01 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.

So the pope could be a homosexual satanist who possesses magical powers and nobody would bat a eyelid?

Yes.

And then all the other Catholics would have to jump on the bus with him.

So much for religion when one man can overrule the word of "God", who do they really follow i ask you on that note?

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« Reply #140 on: July 25, 2012, 05:02:54 pm »

You choose your trip, whether it's the brown acid, koolaid, or communion wine, it's your choice.  It sounds to me like you choose to look at all the bad and surmise that the world is just a bad place.  That sounds to me alot like the curse of Gruad Greyface.

Oh, awesome.  Tell me all about being a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS, PLS!

"Gruad" Greyface?  :lulz:

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« Reply #141 on: July 25, 2012, 05:03:21 pm »

You choose your trip, whether it's the brown acid, koolaid, or communion wine, it's your choice.  It sounds to me like you choose to look at all the bad and surmise that the world is just a bad place.  That sounds to me alot like the curse of Gruad Greyface.

Oh, awesome.  Tell me all about being a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS, PLS!

"Gruad" Greyface?  :lulz:

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« Reply #142 on: July 25, 2012, 05:03:52 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.

So the pope could be a homosexual satanist who possesses magical powers and nobody would bat a eyelid?

Yes.

And then all the other Catholics would have to jump on the bus with him.

So much for religion when one man can overrule the word of "God", who do they really follow i ask you on that note?

No, they believe he speaks FOR God.

They are silly.
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« Reply #143 on: July 25, 2012, 05:08:34 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.

So the pope could be a homosexual satanist who possesses magical powers and nobody would bat a eyelid?

Yes.

And then all the other Catholics would have to jump on the bus with him.

So much for religion when one man can overrule the word of "God", who do they really follow i ask you on that note?

No, they believe he speaks FOR God.

They are silly.

What's all the prayer shit for, if it comes out of some geriatrics's mouth?

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« Reply #144 on: July 25, 2012, 05:09:04 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.

So the pope could be a homosexual satanist who possesses magical powers and nobody would bat a eyelid?

Yes.

And then all the other Catholics would have to jump on the bus with him.

So much for religion when one man can overrule the word of "God", who do they really follow i ask you on that note?

No, they believe he speaks FOR God.

They are silly.

What's all the prayer shit for, if it comes out of some geriatrics's mouth?

"Just in case."
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« Reply #145 on: July 25, 2012, 05:10:56 pm »
The ironic thing with that meme is that if it was magic, the pope would be executed for witchcraft or alteast questioned by religious officials and forced to step down.

Balls.  The pope is infallible, according to their doctrine.  If he says it's okay, it's okay.

So the pope could be a homosexual satanist who possesses magical powers and nobody would bat a eyelid?

Yes.

And then all the other Catholics would have to jump on the bus with him.

So much for religion when one man can overrule the word of "God", who do they really follow i ask you on that note?

No, they believe he speaks FOR God.

They are silly.

What's all the prayer shit for, if it comes out of some geriatrics's mouth?

"Just in case."

If "God" ever intended any of this, it was a poorly thought out plan.

Even for "God".

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« Reply #146 on: July 25, 2012, 05:14:36 pm »
Unless you adhere to the theory of the "Malevolent Diety".  God exists, and he's an asshole who fucks with humanity on a daily basis.

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« Reply #147 on: July 25, 2012, 05:15:42 pm »
Unless you adhere to the theory of the "Malevolent Diety".  God exists, and he's an asshole who fucks with humanity on a daily basis.

I've been saying that for decades.
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« Reply #148 on: July 25, 2012, 05:19:31 pm »
If "God" could be proven to exist, he would instantly once again not exist because all faith which makes him up of what he is would dissipate into fact.

Essentially killing "God"

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« Reply #149 on: July 25, 2012, 05:23:09 pm »
If "God" could be proven to exist, he would instantly once again not exist because all faith which makes him up of what he is would dissipate into fact.

Essentially killing "God"

You are assuming he eats faith.  He doesn't.  He eats souls.
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