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Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 23, 2012, 08:00:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#165
July 25, 2012, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

This is what happens when children are neglected.

Very sad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Bearington

#166
July 25, 2012, 05:50:27 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#167
July 25, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
GOD: HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD SERVANT JOB? HE DOES ANYTHING I WANT.
DEVIL: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GIVE HIM STUFF. HE'S A HOE.
GOD: HEY, HE'D DO IT ANYWAY. HE LURVS ME.
DEVIL: OH YEAH? FIFTY BUCKS SAYS IF YOU CUT HIM OFF, HE'D TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. LET ME HAVE HIM FOR AWHILE.
GOD: HAH! YOU'RE ON. KILL HIS ASS.
DEVIL: HEY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUCKER BET. HOW'S HE GONNA TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF IF HE'S DEAD?
GOD: OK, KEEP HIM ALIVE. HIS FAMILY TOO. YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE UP, THOUGH.
DEVIL: COOL.
GOD: BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK.

JOB: FUHHHHHK, EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT, MY BULL BUTTRAPED THE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING DIED. I HAVE BOILS TOO. I'M GONNA SIT HERE IN THE ASHES.
MRS. JOB: FUCK THAT NOISE. CURSE THAT DICKWEED SO YOU CAN DIE.
JOB: NO.

GOD: JOB'S WIFE CALLED ME A DICKWEED. WTF IS A DICKWEED? KILL THAT BITCH. KIDS TOO.
DEVIL: OK
GOD: BUY ME A DRINK

*JOB'S FAMILY DIES*

GOD: JOB STILL LIKES ME. PAY UP.
DEVIL: OK. HERE YA GO, YOU FUCKIN BUM.
GOD: NOW BUY ME A DRINK

JOB: HOW GREAT THOU ART
GOD: YOU'RE AWESOME, JOB. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL NEW SHIT. TILL NEXT TIME.

It's in the BIBLE.  :lol:

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Bearington

#168
July 25, 2012, 05:53:32 PM
The biblical flood of noah's ark was god taking a pissbreak afterwards.

LMNO

#169
July 25, 2012, 05:53:53 PM
You forgot:


Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
GOD: HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD SERVANT JOB? HE DOES ANYTHING I WANT.
DEVIL: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GIVE HIM STUFF. HE'S A HOE.
GOD: HEY, HE'D DO IT ANYWAY. HE LURVS ME.
DEVIL: OH YEAH? FIFTY BUCKS SAYS IF YOU CUT HIM OFF, HE'D TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. LET ME HAVE HIM FOR AWHILE.
GOD: HAH! YOU'RE ON. KILL HIS ASS.
DEVIL: HEY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUCKER BET. HOW'S HE GONNA TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF IF HE'S DEAD?
GOD: OK, KEEP HIM ALIVE. HIS FAMILY TOO. YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE UP, THOUGH.
DEVIL: COOL.
GOD: BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK.

JOB: FUHHHHHK, EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT, MY BULL BUTTRAPED THE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING DIED. I HAVE BOILS TOO. I'M GONNA SIT HERE IN THE ASHES.
MRS. JOB: FUCK THAT NOISE. CURSE THAT DICKWEED SO YOU CAN DIE.
JOB: NO.

GOD: JOB'S WIFE CALLED ME A DICKWEED. WTF IS A DICKWEED? KILL THAT BITCH. KIDS TOO.
DEVIL: OK
GOD: BUY ME A DRINK

*JOB'S FAMILY DIES*

GOD: JOB STILL LIKES ME. PAY UP.
DEVIL: OK. HERE YA GO, YOU FUCKIN BUM.
GOD: NOW BUY ME A DRINK

JOB: WTF, YHWH?
GOD: WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME, BALL-LICKER?
JOB: OH, OK.

JOB: HOW GREAT THOU ART
GOD: YOU'RE AWESOME, JOB. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL NEW SHIT. TILL NEXT TIME.

It's in the BIBLE.  :lol:


EK WAFFLR

#170
July 25, 2012, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:50:27 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Anna Mae Bollocks

#171
July 25, 2012, 05:57:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:53:53 PM
You forgot:


Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
GOD: HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD SERVANT JOB? HE DOES ANYTHING I WANT.
DEVIL: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GIVE HIM STUFF. HE'S A HOE.
GOD: HEY, HE'D DO IT ANYWAY. HE LURVS ME.
DEVIL: OH YEAH? FIFTY BUCKS SAYS IF YOU CUT HIM OFF, HE'D TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. LET ME HAVE HIM FOR AWHILE.
GOD: HAH! YOU'RE ON. KILL HIS ASS.
DEVIL: HEY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUCKER BET. HOW'S HE GONNA TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF IF HE'S DEAD?
GOD: OK, KEEP HIM ALIVE. HIS FAMILY TOO. YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE UP, THOUGH.
DEVIL: COOL.
GOD: BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK.

JOB: FUHHHHHK, EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT, MY BULL BUTTRAPED THE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING DIED. I HAVE BOILS TOO. I'M GONNA SIT HERE IN THE ASHES.
MRS. JOB: FUCK THAT NOISE. CURSE THAT DICKWEED SO YOU CAN DIE.
JOB: NO.

GOD: JOB'S WIFE CALLED ME A DICKWEED. WTF IS A DICKWEED? KILL THAT BITCH. KIDS TOO.
DEVIL: OK
GOD: BUY ME A DRINK

*JOB'S FAMILY DIES*

GOD: JOB STILL LIKES ME. PAY UP.
DEVIL: OK. HERE YA GO, YOU FUCKIN BUM.
GOD: NOW BUY ME A DRINK

JOB: WTF, YHWH?
GOD: WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME, BALL-LICKER?
JOB: OH, OK.

JOB: HOW GREAT THOU ART
GOD: YOU'RE AWESOME, JOB. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL NEW SHIT. TILL NEXT TIME.

It's in the BIBLE.  :lol:



Salient point.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Bearington

#172
July 25, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:50:27 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

The Good Reverend Roger

#173
July 25, 2012, 05:58:42 PM
"Of the writing of books, there is no end.  But one day there will be."
- The Book of Cludd
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#174
July 25, 2012, 05:59:18 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:50:27 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

:popcorn:

....as the Belgian tags in...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#175
July 25, 2012, 06:03:28 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:50:27 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

Yes, I am. You are probably the imbecile-est imbecile I have had the extreme displeasure of laying my bloodshot eyes upon in at least a week.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sir Bearington

#176
July 25, 2012, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 06:03:28 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:50:27 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

Yes, I am. You are probably the imbecile-est imbecile I have had the extreme displeasure of laying my bloodshot eyes upon in at least a week.

does that just make you angry or just pityful.

EK WAFFLR

#177
July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#178
July 25, 2012, 06:06:12 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Welcome to my world.

You never get to leave.  Ever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#179
July 25, 2012, 06:08:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:06:12 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Welcome to my world.

You never get to leave.  Ever.

THANKS A LOT, GOD!  :argh!:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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