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Re: Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.
« Reply #165 on: July 25, 2012, 05:47:31 pm »
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

This is what happens when children are neglected.

Very sad.
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Re: Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.
« Reply #166 on: July 25, 2012, 05:50:27 pm »
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

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Re: Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.
« Reply #167 on: July 25, 2012, 05:50:43 pm »
GOD: HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD SERVANT JOB? HE DOES ANYTHING I WANT.
DEVIL: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GIVE HIM STUFF. HE'S A HOE.
GOD: HEY, HE'D DO IT ANYWAY. HE LURVS ME.
DEVIL: OH YEAH? FIFTY BUCKS SAYS IF YOU CUT HIM OFF, HE'D TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. LET ME HAVE HIM FOR AWHILE.
GOD: HAH! YOU'RE ON. KILL HIS ASS.
DEVIL: HEY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUCKER BET. HOW'S HE GONNA TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF IF HE'S DEAD?
GOD: OK, KEEP HIM ALIVE. HIS FAMILY TOO. YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE UP, THOUGH.
DEVIL: COOL.
GOD: BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK.

JOB: FUHHHHHK, EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT, MY BULL BUTTRAPED THE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING DIED. I HAVE BOILS TOO. I'M GONNA SIT HERE IN THE ASHES.
MRS. JOB: FUCK THAT NOISE. CURSE THAT DICKWEED SO YOU CAN DIE.
JOB: NO.

GOD: JOB'S WIFE CALLED ME A DICKWEED. WTF IS A DICKWEED? KILL THAT BITCH. KIDS TOO.
DEVIL: OK
GOD: BUY ME A DRINK

*JOB'S FAMILY DIES*

GOD: JOB STILL LIKES ME. PAY UP.
DEVIL: OK. HERE YA GO, YOU FUCKIN BUM.
GOD: NOW BUY ME A DRINK

JOB: HOW GREAT THOU ART
GOD: YOU'RE AWESOME, JOB. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL NEW SHIT. TILL NEXT TIME.

It's in the BIBLE.  :lol:

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Re: Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.
« Reply #168 on: July 25, 2012, 05:53:32 pm »
The biblical flood of noah's ark was god taking a pissbreak afterwards.

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Re: Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.
« Reply #169 on: July 25, 2012, 05:53:53 pm »
You forgot:


GOD: HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD SERVANT JOB? HE DOES ANYTHING I WANT.
DEVIL: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GIVE HIM STUFF. HE'S A HOE.
GOD: HEY, HE'D DO IT ANYWAY. HE LURVS ME.
DEVIL: OH YEAH? FIFTY BUCKS SAYS IF YOU CUT HIM OFF, HE'D TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. LET ME HAVE HIM FOR AWHILE.
GOD: HAH! YOU'RE ON. KILL HIS ASS.
DEVIL: HEY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUCKER BET. HOW'S HE GONNA TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF IF HE'S DEAD?
GOD: OK, KEEP HIM ALIVE. HIS FAMILY TOO. YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE UP, THOUGH.
DEVIL: COOL.
GOD: BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK.

JOB: FUHHHHHK, EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT, MY BULL BUTTRAPED THE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING DIED. I HAVE BOILS TOO. I'M GONNA SIT HERE IN THE ASHES.
MRS. JOB: FUCK THAT NOISE. CURSE THAT DICKWEED SO YOU CAN DIE.
JOB: NO.

GOD: JOB'S WIFE CALLED ME A DICKWEED. WTF IS A DICKWEED? KILL THAT BITCH. KIDS TOO.
DEVIL: OK
GOD: BUY ME A DRINK

*JOB'S FAMILY DIES*

GOD: JOB STILL LIKES ME. PAY UP.
DEVIL: OK. HERE YA GO, YOU FUCKIN BUM.
GOD: NOW BUY ME A DRINK

JOB: WTF, YHWH?
GOD: WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME, BALL-LICKER?
JOB: OH, OK.


JOB: HOW GREAT THOU ART
GOD: YOU'RE AWESOME, JOB. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL NEW SHIT. TILL NEXT TIME.

It's in the BIBLE.  :lol:



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Re: Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.
« Reply #170 on: July 25, 2012, 05:54:37 pm »
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.
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« Reply #171 on: July 25, 2012, 05:57:34 pm »
You forgot:


GOD: HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD SERVANT JOB? HE DOES ANYTHING I WANT.
DEVIL: YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GIVE HIM STUFF. HE'S A HOE.
GOD: HEY, HE'D DO IT ANYWAY. HE LURVS ME.
DEVIL: OH YEAH? FIFTY BUCKS SAYS IF YOU CUT HIM OFF, HE'D TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF. LET ME HAVE HIM FOR AWHILE.
GOD: HAH! YOU'RE ON. KILL HIS ASS.
DEVIL: HEY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SUCKER BET. HOW'S HE GONNA TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF IF HE'S DEAD?
GOD: OK, KEEP HIM ALIVE. HIS FAMILY TOO. YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE UP, THOUGH.
DEVIL: COOL.
GOD: BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK.

JOB: FUHHHHHK, EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT, MY BULL BUTTRAPED THE CHICKENS AND EVERYTHING DIED. I HAVE BOILS TOO. I'M GONNA SIT HERE IN THE ASHES.
MRS. JOB: FUCK THAT NOISE. CURSE THAT DICKWEED SO YOU CAN DIE.
JOB: NO.

GOD: JOB'S WIFE CALLED ME A DICKWEED. WTF IS A DICKWEED? KILL THAT BITCH. KIDS TOO.
DEVIL: OK
GOD: BUY ME A DRINK

*JOB'S FAMILY DIES*

GOD: JOB STILL LIKES ME. PAY UP.
DEVIL: OK. HERE YA GO, YOU FUCKIN BUM.
GOD: NOW BUY ME A DRINK

JOB: WTF, YHWH?
GOD: WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME, BALL-LICKER?
JOB: OH, OK.


JOB: HOW GREAT THOU ART
GOD: YOU'RE AWESOME, JOB. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL NEW SHIT. TILL NEXT TIME.

It's in the BIBLE.  :lol:



Salient point.  :lol:
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« Reply #172 on: July 25, 2012, 05:58:14 pm »
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

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« Reply #173 on: July 25, 2012, 05:58:42 pm »
"Of the writing of books, there is no end.  But one day there will be."
- The Book of Cludd
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #174 on: July 25, 2012, 05:59:18 pm »
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

:popcorn:

....as the Belgian tags in...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #175 on: July 25, 2012, 06:03:28 pm »
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

Yes, I am. You are probably the imbecile-est imbecile I have had the extreme displeasure of laying my bloodshot eyes upon in at least a week.
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« Reply #176 on: July 25, 2012, 06:04:42 pm »
Holy Mother of Goose.

Quark gluon plasma, much, trollbear?

Shaqadoobie!

Since you are obviously not the sharpest spoon in the kitchen drawer: quark gluon plasma is denser than a neutron star. And so are you.

Are you mocking my vocabularic lexicon my good sir'? Branding and deeming me a imbecile'!?

Yes, I am. You are probably the imbecile-est imbecile I have had the extreme displeasure of laying my bloodshot eyes upon in at least a week.

does that just make you angry or just pityful.

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« Reply #177 on: July 25, 2012, 06:05:26 pm »
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.
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« Reply #178 on: July 25, 2012, 06:06:12 pm »
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Welcome to my world.

You never get to leave.  Ever.
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« Reply #179 on: July 25, 2012, 06:08:59 pm »
Neither. It makes me prone to encounter dipshits.

Welcome to my world.

You never get to leave.  Ever.

THANKS A LOT, GOD!  :argh!:
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