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MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 25, 2012, 05:21:49 AM

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Salty

#15
July 25, 2012, 09:22:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Actually, looking at her issues page, I'm sure that I've voted* for worse candidates.

*In the Illinois sense.

Its either vote her for senate or vote back in the festering corpse of richard nixon for presidency.

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

THAT
       is no choice.

NIXON
         always wins.

ALWAYS.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Phox

#16
July 25, 2012, 09:23:00 PM
I vote Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse, duh.

Sir Bearington

#17
July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.

Phox

#18
July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

Sir Bearington

#19
July 25, 2012, 09:36:53 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

This IS my first day on here after all.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Bearington

#21
July 25, 2012, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.

All her presidential decisions will be issued on iphone apps.

Phox

#22
July 25, 2012, 09:49:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.
Eh... depends. If it's just one of those campaign gimmicks, and she sticks to her issues as stated on that page, then she'd be as fine as any politician, and she's only running for state Senate, so she could only fuck things up in New York, even if it's not. And there are much worse people in more important offices as we speak, regardless, so what are you talking about?  :lol:

Salty

#23
July 25, 2012, 09:49:15 PM
The mechanics of Government will have all the complexity, nuance, and programming of FarmVille.

That's what the kids play, right? FarmVille?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Bearington

#24
July 25, 2012, 09:51:11 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:49:15 PM
The mechanics of Government will have all the complexity, nuance, and programming of FarmVille.

That's what the kids play, right? FarmVille?

More like 32 year old virgins and 48 year old former cheerleaders who live in a caravans.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
July 25, 2012, 09:52:32 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:49:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.
Eh... depends. If it's just one of those campaign gimmicks, and she sticks to her issues as stated on that page, then she'd be as fine as any politician, and she's only running for state Senate, so she could only fuck things up in New York, even if it's not. And there are much worse people in more important offices as we speak, regardless, so what are you talking about?  :lol:

STOP BURSTING MY BUBBLES, PHOX.
:argh!:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
July 26, 2012, 12:16:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Actually, looking at her issues page, I'm sure that I've voted* for worse candidates.

*In the Illinois sense.

Its either vote her for senate or vote back in the festering corpse of richard nixon for presidency.

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

WELL, DUH!

--PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON, Nixon Republican
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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