ASK TROLLBEAR

[the last yatto]

Would you be Singing I'm a little teacup?

[Freeky]

If you find yourself becoming overstimulated, maybe step away from the computer.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.

Like you i suppose. 

I'm too fucking old to worry about "cool".

Must become standard then, i suppose the only way up is to progress to "Badass".

I did that once.

Now my fingers look like jigsaw puzzles when X-rayed, and I ache everywhere.

But it got me something.  I was a WINNER.  So, yeah.

[SexyFish]

what am i?? (:

Cheerleader Captain or whatever they call it.  It's fucking AWESOME, until one day you wake up in a trailer park at age 40, with all the cute worn off and nothing underneath it.

But that won't happen to YOU.  You're different.  Special.

awh thanks dokky! <3 you're special

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Buddha or pagan?

Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion

Well, so much for second chances.

I am behaving,

Right.  We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.

Is there anything i can do to redeem myself?

I genuinely do wish to be part of this community.

You can still be part of the community.  We don't boot people out for things like this.

It's just the PLACE you have in the community that's in question.  Right now, you're wobbling between "village idiot", and "hyperactive aspie", with maybe a touch of "belligerant drunk" thrown in for spice.

I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.

Like you i suppose. 

It's not relative, Trollbear.
It just IS.

Shame, should i put on the jester's hat and warble some nonsense drunkenly, while dancing round the village square M'lord'?

That would actually be kind of cool. Like GASM street theater.
Pls to youtube reactions.

[Phox]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Now, it's not hard to be viewed positively. (Your apology, for instance). But then, when you backslide, and don't show that you've actually changed the problematic behavior, it's back to chew toy. Digging in your heels doesn't help, as it just hardens everyone against you.

Luckily for you, though, there isn't really a time limit. So, if you're serious about being a community member, it can still happen. Just show the rest of us that you're more than a persona.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

[Phox]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Dammit. I blame that one on having too many langauges in my head at once. FUCKING ENGLISH, HOW DOES IT WORK? WAFFLES! EDUMACATE ME!

[Luna]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.

[Sir Bearington]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.

How many rounds do i owe?

[The Wizard Joseph]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.

How many rounds do i owe?

THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!


ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE?  DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT?  IF SO HOW!?

[Phox]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.

How many rounds do i owe?

THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!


ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE?  DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT?  IF SO HOW!?

No, no, he can ask questions. He just has to answer them also.

[EK WAFFLR]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Dammit. I blame that one on having too many langauges in my head at once. FUCKING ENGLISH, HOW DOES IT WORK? WAFFLES! EDUMACATE ME!

I KNOW NOTHING! I'M FROM BELGIALONA.

[Sir Bearington]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.

How many rounds do i owe?

THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!


ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE?  DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT?  IF SO HOW!?

I'm not really in a postion to question you at the moment since i am simply trying to get along on my first day in.

[The Wizard Joseph]

You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.

How many rounds do i owe?

THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!


ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE?  DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT?  IF SO HOW!?

I'm not really in a postion to question you at the moment since i am simply trying to get along on my first day in.

Yeah, I've read some of the stuff.  My advice is to kick back and read as much of the stuff other folks have put out as you have time for, think twice, post once, and under no circumstances should you let that sinking feeling that you may be unloved by the other posters lead you to TRYING to be loved.  You will have to love yourself Sir Bearington, or you will die here.  I wish you the best of fortune!