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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 25, 2012, 06:11:40 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

July 25, 2012, 06:11:40 AM
SexyFish answers our love life questions ITT

ASK AWAY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#1
July 25, 2012, 06:26:54 AM
Wait.

What.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
July 25, 2012, 06:57:03 AM
ASK
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
July 25, 2012, 06:59:00 AM
SexyFish, my summer fling somehow knows my middle name which I haven't used for over ten years, and which I don't remember telling him.

Do I accuse him of being a government spy immediately, or do I spend a few months stalking him and going through his garbage first?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
July 25, 2012, 08:58:46 AM
SexyFish, what does it mean if you dream Justin Bieber sits on your lap and you give him a cigar?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
July 25, 2012, 01:51:47 PM
Dear Sexyfish,

I think Mitt Romney is adorable and I want to give him a poke in the pooper.  Do you have his phone number?

Love & Kisses,
TDRR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6
July 25, 2012, 01:56:05 PM
Dear Sexyfish,

What's the most appropriate way to use rebar in an erotic romantic encounter?

Sir Bearington

#7
July 25, 2012, 01:58:31 PM
Sexyfish, i have met a suitable human mate but i have not revealed to her that i am a bear.

What should i do and how should i break the news to her?

EK WAFFLR

#8
July 25, 2012, 02:29:26 PM
Sexyfish,

My pance get all tight and stuff when I watch elderly joggers. What do?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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SexyFish

#9
July 25, 2012, 02:43:50 PM
!!!!!! is there an easy way to multi-quote?
<3

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
July 25, 2012, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 02:43:50 PM
!!!!!! is there an easy way to multi-quote?

No.  Multi-quoting is for wimps.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
July 25, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
SexyFish, meta-quoting makes my urethra bleed.  Is that sexy?

SexyFish

#12
July 25, 2012, 02:52:29 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 06:59:00 AM
SexyFish, my summer fling somehow knows my middle name which I haven't used for over ten years, and which I don't remember telling him.

Do I accuse him of being a government spy immediately, or do I spend a few months stalking him and going through his garbage first?

none of the above!! knowing someone's middle name is not a big deal don't worry!
he/she probably asked one of your siblings!

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:58:46 AM
SexyFish, what does it mean if you dream Justin Bieber sits on your lap and you give him a cigar?

it means we r meant to be <333333
but seriously i should be the one sitting on his lap

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 01:51:47 PM
Dear Sexyfish,

I think Mitt Romney is adorable and I want to give him a poke in the pooper.  Do you have his phone number?

Love & Kisses,
TDRR

obviously but you can't have it because he's mine xoxoxo

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:56:05 PM
Dear Sexyfish,

What's the most appropriate way to use rebar in an erotic romantic encounter?

w o w cutie i literally don't know what half of those words mean

Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 01:58:31 PM
Sexyfish, i have met a suitable human mate but i have not revealed to her that i am a bear.

What should i do and how should i break the news to her?

it's ok harvey, i know <33333

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 02:29:26 PM
Sexyfish,

My pance get all tight and stuff when I watch elderly joggers. What do?

what is a pance? like pants?

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
SexyFish, meta-quoting makes my urethra bleed.  Is that sexy?

yes i'm wet just thinking about it
<3

Sir Bearington

#13
July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
July 25, 2012, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.

That's because you're not serious about having a good time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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