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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 25, 2012, 06:11:40 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#45
July 25, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
Trollbear:
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job Sha na na na, sha na na na na
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
July 25, 2012, 04:44:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
Trollbear:
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job Sha na na na, sha na na na na

I think he's brain damaged or something.  He can't seem to keep up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#47
July 25, 2012, 04:45:09 PM
ITS 40 BELOW AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I GOT A HEATER IN MY TRUCK
AND I'M OFF TO THE RODEO

Sir Bearington

#48
July 25, 2012, 04:45:33 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:41:22 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

Are you mentally ill?  Just asking.

I wouldn't be surprised if i was a bit loopy im the fruit shoot.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#49
July 25, 2012, 04:46:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:44:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
Trollbear:
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job Sha na na na, sha na na na na

I think he's brain damaged or something.  He can't seem to keep up.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:45:09 PM
ITS 40 BELOW AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I GOT A HEATER IN MY TRUCK
AND I'M OFF TO THE RODEO

WELL HERE COMES JOHNNY WITH HIS PECKER IN HIS HAND
HE'S A ONE BALL MAN
AND HE'S OFF TO THE RODEO!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
July 25, 2012, 04:47:10 PM
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
YOU CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL
YOU TURNED ME OUT
AND NOW I CAN'T TURN BACK
I HOLD MY BREATH
BECAUSE YOU ARE PERFECT
BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF AIR
AND IT'S NOT FAIR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#51
July 25, 2012, 04:48:41 PM
WHEN I WAS




A YOUNG BOY



MY FATHER

Sir Bearington

#52
July 25, 2012, 04:48:49 PM
Its amazing how naturally i can make myself feel high.

Im laughing my ass off to myself.

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
July 25, 2012, 04:49:27 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

SexyFish

#54
July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:37:32 PM
SexyFish:
Sittin' down by my window,
Honey, lookin' out at the rain.
Oh, Lord, Lord, sittin' down by my window,
Baby, lookin' out at the rain.
Somethin' came along, grabbed a hold of me, honey,
And it felt just like a ball and chain.
Honey, that's exactly what it felt like,
Honey, just dragging me down.
And I say, oh, whoa, whoa, now hon', tell me why,
Why does every single little tiny thing I hold on to go wrong ?

cute i don't know if this was a question or not

Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 04:08:02 PM
DEAR SEXYFISH

SO LIEK I'M DATING THIS GUY AND LIEK HE'S REALLY AWESUM AND LIEK CUTE AND OMFG AND STUFF

SHOULD I SUCK HIS DICK IN EXCHANGE FOR FANCY DINNER?

yeah i would if you really love him!!

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
1.  Trollbear, it's ALWAYS Saturday Night™.

2.  Sexyfish, you are DOOMED.  Suu has arrived.  You may begin groveling now.

what do you mean dokky?!

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:18:26 PM
SEXYFISH, FOR WHAT DID I GO TO THE STORE TO GET MORE?

I HAVE NO IDEA EGGS AND MILK????
<3

Anna Mae Bollocks

#55
July 25, 2012, 04:52:24 PM
SHE'LL TURN HER MUSIC ON
YOU WON'T HAVE TO THINK TWICE
SHE'S PURE AS NEW YORK SNOW
SHE GOT SAMMY DAVIS EYES
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
July 25, 2012, 04:53:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:52:24 PM
SHE GOT SAMMY DAVIS EYES

:spittake:

Betty, we hardly knew ye!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Bearington

#58
July 25, 2012, 04:54:29 PM
Gotta get down on friday.

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
July 25, 2012, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:54:29 PM
Gotta get down on friday.

UNVERIFIED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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