SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline

[Suu]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how I got pregnant.

[Sir Bearington]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.

[Suu]

And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how I got pregnant.

I also perform miracles.

[Suu]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.

Only before HIMEOBS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.

I've met Suu IRL.  She is not fat.

You, on the other hand, reek of "obese basement dweller".

Suu is also a fucking rock n roller.  You, sir, are not.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how I got pregnant.

I also perform miracles.

And you lied about those ovaries.

They're full of ball bearings.

[SexyFish]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

LOL you're funny and kinda weird!
i'm not a wannabe 16 year old i actually am lol my birthday is soon sort of <333
i'm not trolling either, literally every member on every site i join thinks i'm a troll but i guarantee i'm not lol trolling is mean

i'm too young to really have a career of any sort.
i applied for like 3 jobs this summer but no one called back so sigh :'c

and yay for not being fat i'm not either! (:

also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly

[Sir Bearington]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.

Only before HIMEOBS.

Excuse me while i go into a corner and cry.

Boo-hoo.

[Suu]

Wait,

Did the pregnancy occur before or after I accidentally your junk at the bar during karaoke?

[Sir Bearington]

Im not intentionally trolling, just responding badly to negativity in my quest to be a civil member and fit into unfamiliar surroundings.

[SexyFish]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.

I've met Suu IRL.  She is not fat.

You, on the other hand, reek of "obese basement dweller".

Suu is also a fucking rock n roller.  You, sir, are not.

oh yes 120 pounds of pure obesity yummmmm

lol i like pop more than rock~!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]

No, being Suu makes her superior to you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

what do you mean dokky?!

Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.

Ho ho!  You're in for it now, kid!

lol probably, is she fat?

Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,

My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.

And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light.  I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.

You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)

You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.

Also: Not fat.

Good day.

-Kaousuu
Holier^TM than thou.

Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.

I've met Suu IRL.  She is not fat.

You, on the other hand, reek of "obese basement dweller".

Suu is also a fucking rock n roller.  You, sir, are not.

oh yes 120 pounds of pure obesity yummmmm

lol i like pop more than rock~!!

I was talking to trollbear, kid.

[LMNO]

Im not intentionally trolling, just responding badly to negativity in my quest to be a civil member and fit into unfamiliar surroundings.

No one cares.