SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline

[Sir Bearington]

I have a confession.

I am 16.

[Freeky]

I hate republicans as well. 

[Sir Bearington]

I hate republicans as well.

I hate everything about politics no matter where its from.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet

This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.

okay well it's true so i don't know how to change it lol

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.

:') i l yyyy

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.

And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.

ew you disgust me

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

never said it was, homeboy

You're adorable. 

[SexyFish]

I have a confession.

I am 16.

TWINS! (:

I hate republicans as well.

well i hate you )':

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet

This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.

okay well it's true so i don't know how to change it lol

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.

:') i l yyyy

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.

And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.

ew you disgust me

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

never said it was, homeboy

You're adorable. 

;o) no u r

[goupixg6]

o_-

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.

And everybody died.

The end.

It's sad. 

[Sir Bearington]

One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.

And everybody died.

The end.

It's sad. 

Its a epic tale that could qualify for a stephen spielburg film.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.

And everybody died.

The end.

It's sad. 

It's like Don Quixote, only he's tilting at a 45 year old beardo dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.

And everybody died.

The end.

It's sad. 

It's like Don Quixote, only he's tilting at a 45 year old beardo dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit.

I was bored, dammit. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would play with her by trolling back and not earnestly trying to show her up, because trying to show her up is the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.

To win, you have to do what they DON'T want you to do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.

Wait.

All I did was tell her about Tucson, Portland, and Providence.  About a billion pages back.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.

Wait.

All I did was tell her about Tucson, Portland, and Providence.  About a billion pages back.

I am totally not talking about you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am not talking about the playful posts. I am talking about HOLY SHIT I AM SO DAMNED EARNEST ABOUT TELLING WHAT'S UP posts. 

[Freeky]

I am not talking about the playful posts. I am talking about HOLY SHIT I AM SO DAMNED EARNEST ABOUT TELLING WHAT'S UP posts. 

So, trying to tell some twerp how to not become a pariah before realizing that they don't really want to be a part of a community is laughable?  That's it?