SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline

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Hi SexyFish!!!


Is it okay that someone moved into hood with plates “MSTRVLR”???


And someone else with mug that says Hillary Clinton is me?


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Because that second one might need to get fucked.

Not sure what MSTRVLR is supposed to mean.., mister valor?

Not ok with the Hillary Clinton mug !!!!

Word on the street was it may belong to some creep.


Now look what you did, I may have pulled something...

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mr. sexyfish, who do i call to get dome of that action

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Fuck, I’m not THAT old

[SexyFish]

mr. sexyfish, who do i call to get dome of that action

That’s mrs. sexyfish to you.

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I’m not at all sure what this is all about but it keeps fucking happening apparently so I might as well participate:

When you are a lesbian trans woman but basically present as cis male 100% of the time, look like a bad metal band’s bassist dressed up in something that looks sorta like milsurp and sorta like Walmart, broke and only about two weeks out of a solid decade of homelessness, and surrounded by an aura of strangeness so pervasive that total strangers instantly recognize that you’re a bad luck charm (over text!)...

how do you find a date in the time of COVID?

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Do I use the black one or the red one?

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Oh yes

[Bovine19]

Are you sure?

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From a distance, I thought it was a rocket. Then I was all like, no... invasive species. Now I’m all like... wick-less IUD?


ETA: the “U” s for un-exploded