Author Topic: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline  (Read 28897 times)

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Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« Reply #240 on: June 25, 2020, 02:23:12 am »
Hi SexyFish!!!


Is it okay that someone moved into hood with plates “MSTRVLR”???


And someone else with mug that says Hillary Clinton is me?


ETA


Because that second one might need to get fucked.

Not sure what MSTRVLR is supposed to mean.., mister valor?

Not ok with the Hillary Clinton mug !!!!


Word on the street was it may belong to some creep.


Now look what you did, I may have pulled something...

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Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« Reply #241 on: June 25, 2020, 02:31:45 am »
mr. sexyfish, who do i call to get dome of that action
just this

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« Reply #242 on: June 25, 2020, 03:15:59 am »
Fuck, I’m not THAT old

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Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« Reply #243 on: August 05, 2020, 06:04:33 am »
mr. sexyfish, who do i call to get dome of that action


That’s mrs. sexyfish to you.
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Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« Reply #244 on: August 05, 2020, 06:54:10 am »
I’m not at all sure what this is all about but it keeps fucking happening apparently so I might as well participate:

When you are a lesbian trans woman but basically present as cis male 100% of the time, look like a bad metal band’s bassist dressed up in something that looks sorta like milsurp and sorta like Walmart, broke and only about two weeks out of a solid decade of homelessness, and surrounded by an aura of strangeness so pervasive that total strangers instantly recognize that you’re a bad luck charm (over text!)...

how do you find a date in the time of COVID?
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Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« Reply #245 on: August 05, 2020, 02:57:59 pm »
Do I use the black one or the red one?

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« Reply #246 on: August 06, 2020, 04:20:52 am »
Oh yes

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« Reply #247 on: August 06, 2020, 01:41:52 pm »
Are you sure?

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Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« Reply #248 on: August 06, 2020, 05:46:52 pm »
From a distance, I thought it was a rocket. Then I was all like, no... invasive species. Now I’m all like... wick-less IUD?


ETA: the “U” s for un-exploded
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