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Discordian American Princess discovered in Iowa

Started by Dr. Tarminius, July 25, 2012, 09:34:15 PM

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Dr. Tarminius

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/14/iowa-republican-says-government-illegitimate-declares-herself-u-s-senator/

Note: Put on your goggles, caps, and gloves before reading.

I've bumped her up to an Acolyte in the Great Church of the Ungrateful Undead of Eris Kallisti. We'll see how she earns her place.

Placid Dingo

Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Miley Spears

Ever since Professor Mu-Chao got Planet X named Planet Eris, us Discordian American Princesses have been taking over.
Keep your hands in your pockets when you're talking to me.