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WHY TGRR CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 21, 2013, 07:33:52 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 21, 2013, 07:33:52 PM
I can't write anymore.  I'm too tired from hollering at stupid people and besides, I need to check unread posts to see if anyone has said something cool, which is why I'm here.  Waiting for Discordia.  Also, examining the world in my head has really soured me on the world my body inhabits.  There are no 30 foot lizards stomping down Main Street, there are no alien invaders tearing the place up, robots are here, but they're BORING and look like mules instead of sex-android-assassin bots, and all the politicians are busy smearing the capitol with their feces, while the future falls apart.  No, seriously, Ryan and Boehner just said OUT LOUD with their BARE FACES HANGING OUT that there ISN'T a debt crisis, they're just trying to GET THEIR POINT ACROSS.  Which seems to be "Obama is a poopy-head".

Germany finally conquered Europe while everyone was watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, only they enslaved everyone with FREE MARKET™ rather than PANZER TANK™, so it's all good and people in Cyprus should just SHUT UP and PAY THE MAN.  Because it's not FAIR that the architects of the disaster should pay the whole frieght, when it comes to BUYING THE COUNTRY OUT FROM UNDERNEATH PEOPLE.  Penalize the job creators, and pretty soon they stop pretending to create jobs, ya know?

Israel is still acting like they have some say in how Iran runs their country, and we're still kissing Israel's ass.  Kissinger and Koch got nice awards for their humanitarianism and a drop in the level of drug abuse now indicates that drug use is somehow getting worse.  My state politicians are running around with shit dribbling out of the legs of their pants, screeching about abortion and guns, and nobody seems to notice or care that we've closed 1 school out of 5.

This entire planet is FUCKED and it's on account of SUICIDALLY SUCCESSFUL MONKEYS, and there's nothing you can DO about it, because they add 200 more people per minute.  But we don't have to worry about resources, right, because we have SHALE and that will LAST FOREVER just like oil did.  There's too many of you to kill, and nobody ever SHUTS UP and lets me SLEEP, and that's why I can't write for shit anymore.

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
March 21, 2013, 07:44:23 PM
If I could slap people through the internet, all of your children would be born dizzy.

Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
March 21, 2013, 08:45:30 PM
Boner and cryan actually said that?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
March 21, 2013, 08:46:37 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
March 21, 2013, 11:07:05 PM
"Fiddle dee dee, I shant think about it now, for if I do, I'll go crazy."
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tyrannosaurus vex

#5
March 22, 2013, 02:37:50 AM
I can't write either. I don't have good reasons. I am all out of inspiration, I guess. It isn't TV though. It isn't my job. It's none of the things I want to blame. I don't know what it is. Maybe too much responsibility, not enough discomfort, the fact that whether I'm at work or at home I'm surrounded by people who need NEED NEEEEEED my attention, and by the time they leave me alone, I'm asleep.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 22, 2013, 02:38:23 AM
Quote from: V3X on March 22, 2013, 02:37:50 AM
I can't write either. I don't have good reasons. I am all out of inspiration, I guess. It isn't TV though. It isn't my job. It's none of the things I want to blame. I don't know what it is. Maybe too much responsibility, not enough discomfort, the fact that whether I'm at work or at home I'm surrounded by people who need NEED NEEEEEED my attention, and by the time they leave me alone, I'm asleep.

Kick them in the face.  KICK ALL THE FACES.

Except the ones at home.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#7
March 22, 2013, 02:41:54 AM
I used to pay for a studio away from my house, where I could sequester myself for a few hours at a time, shut off my phone, plug my ears full of terrible Devil Music, and contemplate the size of the cracks in this world that are crying out to be filled with the blood and loathing. My goal this year is to start doing that again.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
March 22, 2013, 08:23:09 AM
I'm gonna go outside.
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P3nT4gR4m

#9
March 22, 2013, 09:36:04 AM
I'm chasing waves. If I'm not at sea I'm chasing them in my head, counting the minutes til I'm back there. The rest of my life, I'm fast losing interest in. The job, the house, the family, just annoying distractions I endure as best I can before I'm back on the water. My whole life now is just a procession of meaningless shit, punctuated by flickers of Nirvana. It's just about enough to make it worth carrying on.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 27, 2013, 06:18:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 22, 2013, 09:36:04 AM
I'm chasing waves. If I'm not at sea I'm chasing them in my head, counting the minutes til I'm back there. The rest of my life, I'm fast losing interest in. The job, the house, the family, just annoying distractions I endure as best I can before I'm back on the water. My whole life now is just a procession of meaningless shit, punctuated by flickers of Nirvana. It's just about enough to make it worth carrying on.

NIGEL PAINTED ALL THE WINDOWS, SO MY DREAMS WENT ALL DARK.

I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT.  IT ISN'T MY FAULT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#11
March 28, 2013, 02:03:18 PM
Lately, I've found that I can write... if the topic is meaningless... or meaningful only at some absurd philosophical level (ala, reality is what you can get away with, Perception doesn't equal reality, stuff like that) The political mess going on right now is so much more absurd than anything I could write... its like reality is cribbing from dystopian fiction.

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
March 28, 2013, 05:41:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 06:18:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 22, 2013, 09:36:04 AM
I'm chasing waves. If I'm not at sea I'm chasing them in my head, counting the minutes til I'm back there. The rest of my life, I'm fast losing interest in. The job, the house, the family, just annoying distractions I endure as best I can before I'm back on the water. My whole life now is just a procession of meaningless shit, punctuated by flickers of Nirvana. It's just about enough to make it worth carrying on.

NIGEL PAINTED ALL THE WINDOWS, SO MY DREAMS WENT ALL DARK.

I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT.  IT ISN'T MY FAULT.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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