Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If I get REALLY schnockered, my refined tastebuds stay home and curl up with a good book because they know that if they tag along I'm going to subject them to a 3am Taco Hell run. I mean, a taco made out of a friggin' Dorito?!? How much more "drunken munchies" does it get?

Ah yes. The Diarrhea Locos Tacos. So delicious, so colon cleansing, especially with homemade habanero salsa.

Jack In The Crack deep-fried tacos are cheap and good for a serious bout of explosive diarrhea.

[East Coast Hustle]

Jack in the Box also makes TACO NACHOS. Srsly, they take a couple of their tacos and cut them up into wedges and top them with some cheese-like sauce. Amazing shit. Especially if you wash it down with one of their bacon milkshakes.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It has to be "cheese-like sauce". Real cheese might counteract the explosive diarrhea.

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Turkey-dog Burrito

• tortilla
• turkey dog
• rice
• beans
• cheese
• diced white onion
• diced jalapeno
• sauce of the hot variety

Wrap 'er up, microwave, and insert into face.